Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code

Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code states, "If an adequately attractive female is within your presence, you are obligated to ask to view said female's breasts."

"Hello Miss. By Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code, you are adequately attractive, and as such, may I view your breasts?"

by rastyhaf March 9, 2019

parakeet

It's like a mini parrot.

Don't step on my parakeet!

by miso December 5, 2003

Gay Parade

The queue to the Apple store.

Look at that Gay Parade outside the Apple store..

by joma83 September 6, 2012

Paragraphs

When you love someone, it’s important to tell them. To give them the words and let them know just how important they are to you. But for many of us, explaining how we feel can be hard and the right words don’t always come out the way we mean. These I love you paragraphs are examples of ways you can tell someone you care about them. You can send them in a card, text message, email, or a letter. Use them as inspiration for your own paragraphs, borrow sections and tweak them to make them your ow, or add details from you own life and relationship to make it even more personal.

Taking the time to write out an I love you paragraph, will show your boyfriend or husband just how much he means to you. Because telling someone you love them is about so much more than three little words.

Here are over 30 love paragraphs for him to inspire your own I love you paragraphs:
I know we say I love you a lot. In the morning when we wake up, on our way out the door, sometimes when we say goodbye over the phone. We say I love you when something bad happens and we want to let the other person know I’m here for you, we say I love you when one of the kids does something cute or ridiculous.

She used a paragraph for her bf
Paragraphs- She wrote her bf paragraphs

by Trippie February 24, 2020

Paramedic

(Noun) A young man who on a consistent basis picks up hurt chicks.

Derek, that girl you picked up was hurt. You are such a paramedic.

by Old man and the steve October 18, 2011

Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea

Apparently in the Google search engine, some person(s) had looked up this very question numerous times and this question has a tendency to pop up in Google suggests if you type in "Why Wont".

~The Myth~

It seems that either it was simply something funny to look up while surfing the grand internet, Or some sick twisted individual was actually wondering why his beloved(Or hated) bird would not eat his fully solid stool.

~The facts~

In some cases however, a tame bird will not attain proper nutrition from just its mundane bird seed and will turn to eating its own stool for what nutrients might have been missed out on by its digestive system. It is feasible that human diarrhea contains much more unused nutrients.

Diarrhea is essentially stool not digested to its full potential. Thus only a fraction of the nutrients have been absorbed. Leaving it in the stool itself.

It seems that perhaps some hopeless moron was actually trying to get a house hold bird to eat feces.

Ted: "Hey Bob why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"

Bob: "You need help..."

by Kazen the cannibal July 11, 2010

paraletic

Being so off your face pissed that you can't walk, can't talk properly and in the case of my experience being utterly unable to control your own actions

I took my friend Kelly on holiday with me and my family to Antigua in the carribean. She had fancied my brother for about a year. One night I left her with our group of friends for an hour or two. When I got back she was so pissed she needed support to walk. I found her with her tounge down my brother's throat telling me that she wanted to suck his cock. She then proceded to try to pull me, two sistes, two brothers and my brother's best mate. When we finaly got back to our room she asked my dad to feel her up. The next day she could remember nothing of what she had done. That is Paraletic for you!!!

by Rhiannon-1992 February 1, 2008