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Pandemic Brain

A phrase used to describe the phenomenon caused by the quarantine and isolation measures put in place for COVID-19. When someone starts saying weird or out of character shit, doing out-of-pocket unnecessary things or regressing to things they used to like when they were younger during a pandemic, they are probably suffering from Pandemic Brain.
A: My older brother is really stressed out from isolating, he started blasting mr. brightside by the killers last night for no reason. We're not in 2007 anymore!
B: Ah...sounds like he's got the pandemic brain
by Yung Doink October 12, 2020
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Pandemic Standard Time

The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.
Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"

Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"
by Licensed_Nerd November 2, 2020
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Pandemic pussy

Sex received from an infected hoe, during COVID 19 containing every risk of catching, passing and possibly dying from the exposure of the virus
Hoe 1: uh back up bitch, social distance your COVID carrying ass

Hoe 2: whatever ho, I already gave all your tricks some of this good pandemic pussy Holla
by QueenyOmygodess June 25, 2024
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