Basford-Pruning

Basford-Pruning is the act of grooming one self. Most often associated with the trimming of the pubic region, but can also mean a beard trim or hair cut. Most often used before a hot date or before an important occasion.

Guy One: You taking that girl out tonight?
Guy Two: Yeah, better get a jiffy on need to have a Basford-pruning before I meet her
Guy One: Hopeful of getting lucky then?
Guy Two: Always best to be prepared

by MrBDog84 August 29, 2013

Prune juice posse

A group of older people.

the older guys at the department are the prune juice posse

by painter83 July 18, 2011

Pruning

Fingering someone's butthole for so long that your finger prunes, as if it has been submerged in water.

Max: What are your plans for later tonight?
David: I'm going to be pruning Zane until the sun comes up.
Max: Make sure to bring lotion for your fingers afterwards!

by ThomYorkePeppermintPatty November 19, 2023

Prune Juice Blowout

A “Complete Prune Juice Blowout” is when you have to poop so bad, and you know it’s going to be a rough ride. That is, if you make it to a bathroom in time. Once you finally emerge from the bathroom, you’re as pale as a ghost. It took everything out of you.

Hannah was a nervous wreck when she couldn’t get to a bathroom quick enough. She knew she was about to have a complete prune juice blowout.

by Julesheart November 21, 2023

Pruning

The act of slashing and flailing sharp pointy blades at plants (such as bushes, hedges, and certain types of flowers) until they look nicer.

Tim: I don’t like the way this bush looks
*Tim pulls out a variety of sharp blades with a murderous glint in his eye*
Tim: TIME TO START PRUNING

by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast September 11, 2023

Prune

Well, perfection is a synonym. That’s all you need to know.

Prune ? Omg you know her ? You’re a lucky bastard

by P12344 November 22, 2021

Prune

Someone who is stingy and strict about everything.

Yeah the host is such a prune!

by Daddy Chaddy September 12, 2020