owned

Getting schooled by another person. Humiliated beyond comprehension. Stunned that you just got beat in a bet. Especially when a person argues with you that they are right, but you prove them wrong without a doubt.

Lesley (Shaft) got owned by Richard (Fluff Daddy)
The '06 rock is NOT a class gift from the class of 2006!

by Richard March 03, 2005

owned

something that is urs

man i owned ur ass last night

by Randy September 14, 2004

owned

To slap another on the ass causing them to squeal like a bitch, i.e. Dave.

*slap noise*, "Ha!! Owned!!"

by Nic May 04, 2004

owned

to be corrected

psycho41: i love teh house i am in
a is die: the*
a is die: OWNED!

by various administrator January 02, 2004

owned

see osek

owned, mother fscker!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

by megabitch February 02, 2004

Owned

Something funny, ironic, yet unbelievable. Usually used when somebody is beaten in a game, hurt in an outrageous way, or embarassed completely.

OH MY GOSH! That guy got hit by a car...twice! He was totally owned.

by Blue_ February 09, 2007

Owned

To woop someones ass horribly in Ultima Online, Counter Strike, or any other random online game.

"Dude you just got owned by that noob ass bitch"
"Fuck you"

by Calamity October 03, 2003