Optimus Prime

Enjoys Ripping off faces

Don’t believe me ask the fallen

Optimus Prime: Give me your face

by Gojira Octavio April 24, 2022

Optimise

To have not safe sex.

I can wait to go home and optimise your mom.

by Optimiser February 16, 2023

Blimp Option

A northern english term used to describe a better decision. It stems back from when a Bradford City football (soccer) game sold out of seats. The commentator joked about how he would use a blimp to see the awesome match continue before his eyes if he did not have a seat. The other commentator laughed and the term soon became frequent in Bradford City chants and other every-day usage.

Cop 1: FUCK! hes getting away

Cop 2: oh dear lord, hes actually lost us!

Cop 1: if only we had been able to us that damned blimp option..

Cop 2: shit i know man.. i know..

Cop 1: next time ey?

Cop 2: yeah..

by The Lockwood March 2, 2009

soft option

1. n. in a number of choices, the one considered to be easy or the easiest to do, involving the least difficulty or exertion.
2. n. the easiest of two or more possible choices.

Chemical castration: the soft option? More than 100 British sex offenders have volunteered for 'chemical castration'. But do the drugs make them harmless? (Aitkenhead, Demma. The Guardian. Chemical castration: the soft option? Article published 18 January 2013.)

See doss.

"It looks easy, this, but it's not. It looks like a doss, like a soft option." Mark Renton in _Trainspotting_, describing using heroin.

by Smartjanitor July 17, 2013

pc optimizer pro

A scam popularized by a dumb fuck who infects Windows platforms with viruses and streamed it as a prank call.

Have you heard of PC optimizer pro?

by Not Merriam-Webster May 28, 2018

Optional Requirement

The absurd concept of defining something that must be, when it might not.

Self contradicting term used by fucking idiots.

Malformed phrase created from the terms optional and requirement

Let's put the Video stuff in an appendix since they're an Optional Requirement set.

by SmokerSmurf April 9, 2010

Optimus prime

Leader of the auto bots father of bumblebee and secretly has a crush on megatron

Optimus prime is happy

by Skylynx August 21, 2021