Norwegian Yak

A Scandinavian Viking diety with extremely massive reproductive appendages protruding from his luscious loins.

Thor was hung like a Norwegian Yak.

by JAJNJD April 6, 2010

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Norwegian octopus slayer

Someone that will take your bitch and doesn't give two fucks and they will slay your bitch ass in a fight and then fuck your girl long dick style

Damn dude you hear about jimmy kid I hear he's a total Norwegian octopus slayer

by Ryan Shepard January 21, 2017

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Noun: Insult: A person of extraordinarily fair skin; so called as in reference to the generally pale population of the Nordic people and added upon by the effects of long term sunlight deprivation, such as provided in a household basement.

I was playing COD and this lousy cunt no-scoped me from across the map. Fucking Norwegian basement child.

by bladnik26 July 25, 2017

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Norwegian Toothpaste

When your girl is on her period and she doesn’t shower, you peel the dried blood off and brush your teeth with it

Chad: Yeah man, Samantha was on her period last week so she let me have Norwegian Toothpaste

by Little_Lady_225 August 7, 2020

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Norwegian cinnamon roll

When a male is fucking a female and he pulls out, proceeds to shit on the females vaginal region in a swirling motion. Then he proceeds to bust a nut on the shit. He then yells “you just got cinnamon rolled bitch” and puts it in her butt and spins like a bayblade.

Yo dawg I gave this bitch the fattest Norwegian cinnamon roll last night. Her dog watched .

by AshtonCooksey January 13, 2023

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