netbo

A guy who has no access to the Net and is therefore Web-less.

Chris S. is a Java software developer who is used to download considerable amounts of information; however, because of relocation/logistical issues and dire circumstances, he finds himself without an internet connection. He is a netbo (as in hobo)

by Chris Chuvan September 20, 2004

neato freato

Neato- an extremely awesome situation that needs to be capitalized by an exclamatory phrase. In place of "super cool" or "awesome possum."
Freato-often used after the word neato - to add extra emphasis on the neato-ness of the situation. Neato can be used by itself, but freato cannot.

"I bought you some ice cream, and then we're going to the swimming pool"
"Neato Freato! That's going to be soooo much fun!"

by yomommagoestocollege May 18, 2007

netoholic

Person addicted to the internet and is adept at all of it's aspects

A netoholic needs their connected fix morning, afternoon, evening, and especially at night. If you have never surfed from sunrise to another sunrise and overwhelmed your operating system at least once in that period-- you don't qualify.

by The Leon March 13, 2010

Netloser

Someone who loses more than half their investment in NLST (Netlist) are by definition a Netloser.

Guy 1: Hey guy 2, how much are you down in NLST?
Guy 2: Nearly 55%!
Guy 1: Damn, must suck being a netloser...

by SSSTREET69 May 29, 2018

Nattoo

neck tattoo

Check out the nattoo on that guy.

That’s a nice nattoo. Who did the work?

by Jersiegyrl April 20, 2021

netouyo

A Japanese swear word which means conservative silly Japanese people who hate Korea and China. They believe Japan is the number one in the world, and say they love Japan, but actually not. They post so many hate speeches on the Internet. Most Japanese people dislike netouyo.

A: All Korean are liars!
B: Calm down, netouyo. Stop hate speech!
A: Shut up, Korean! Do not restrict freedom of expression!
B: No way. I am a Japanese. And I just want you to stop hate speech.
A: Shut up! You are Korean because you covered for Korean!
B: Well, this is why netouyo are silly.
A: Shut up! I'm not netouyo! I'm a normal Japanese! You are abnormal!
B: *sigh*

by NyanNyanNeko August 20, 2022

Nestore

The Nestore is the act of canibalism where a deep love towards the girl is involved. Only really excepcional girls of undescriptible beauty and intelligence can be victims of such an act. It is not a Nestore unless it is an unwanted surprise for the girl, it makes little sense and is completely inconsiderate, which makes the thoughtless act quite entertaining. It is so named after being pioneered by a spanish man named Nestore.

"Hey man, when i first kissed her, it was so tasty, i thought i had to nestore her"

by Esteban2048 February 6, 2010