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Native North Dakotan

An impractical person from a state largely uninhabited due to extreme winters and lack of civilization. While 'natives' (as in native North Dakotans and not Native Americans) often believe themselves to be friendly and accepting, they are generally simple minded, lacking work ethic, and exceedingly xenophobic and/or racist. Many of these people are wealthy due to the recent oil rush that has brought, in the eyes of natives 'undesirables'. These undesirables being people from other states who do in fact understand what life is and what work ethic is. Most natives drink, smoke, and drive starting at a very young age.
Michigander: 'Goddamned Native North Dakotans can't even finish their shit in a damned shift!'

Minnesotan: 'I know, right? Now I've got to finish his work on top of my own!'
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neiven

The hottest man alive. So sexy he could out sexy the sexiest man alive. Which is him so he could out sexy himself which is nearly impossible to anyone other than himself. He's funny and has a wonderful personality. He always tends to surprise even the most predicting people and falls in love with those who surprise him. He is great in bed and charms the socks off of you.
"Man last night was sooo good"
"It mustve been Neiven"
by Mark_._. April 6, 2017
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Native European

Native Europeans are the original inhabitants of Europe. Native Europeans were most likely paganists and it is believed, that when they died, they would reincarnate and return to their sacred places to regain their old selves. Native Europeans were later on destroyed by christians, that came and demolished the sacred places, made all of the people hate their own roots and forced christianity into the European history books.

Nowadays, there are only a handful of actual Native Europeans left because cultures have mixed and most of Europe really thinks, that their ancestors have always been christian. The Native Europeans that still exist, are being called nazis, racist etc. because they want Europe to be as it once was and keep their race pure.
Native Europeans will rise and regain their rulership of the continent
by meikä mandoliini January 10, 2021
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Native Hoe

A huge slut who sleeps around and is part forgein. She stops at nothing to cheat on her boyfriend and be with other people's boyfriends.
"where's danyel?"
"you mean native hoe?"
Native Hoe
by native hoe hater October 4, 2010
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native

Slang to describe a person who is very drunk. Probably refers to how european settlers bribed native North Americans with alcohol thus causing an alcoholism problem with native people.
Did you see Joe at the bar last night, he was totally native!
by Bobby Digital March 11, 2005
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Natives

the coolest people in the world! they had to deal with american wars and their own. they are still not forgotten. they had to me moved away from that andrew jackson, but not forgotten. i hate andrew jackson for what he has done. i am not native american, just native. i am proud, though. they are like native americans. they have a history of dressing the same way and all that stuff. natives and native americans only have one difference: they settled in different places. thats all. when i found out what such a terrible thing jackson did, i was offended and still am. we are still the coolest people ever to walk this earth.
italians just wish they could be like us. the spanish kiss the ground we walk on. americans will pay for everything that they have doe to us. the natives kick butt every time. if you are not native, you wish that you are.
by amanofthemoon June 5, 2007
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native

One who thinks that "their" land was raped and "their" women were stolen, and not the other way around. One can see how a native could easily mix these up, I slur a lot when I am drunk too.
Successful white man #1: "Ahoy there, my white brethren, look at these natives attempting to placate their innate drunkenness by writing pointless definitions on UD."
Successful white man #2: "Yes, very empowering, but notice how they use "their" when referring to land and women. For a culture that supposedly took no stock in ownership titles of items, they sure are a greedy, bitter bunch."
Successful white man #1: "Very interesting observation Miles. Perchance would you like to accompany me to a local social for an evening fine foods and wine?"
Successful white man #2: "I would love too, Warren. I will most certainly enjoy alcohol that is not from a Listerine bottle."
by Steven the Lexographer January 9, 2009
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