Neeks

Neeks is a flexible term that can be used as a noun or adjective. What it actually refers to is limitless. The key to this term is its subjectivity; its meaning is in the way it's delivered and meant by the speaker.

Neeks can often be substituted where language fails. Generally, though, it is a positive term that has some kind of unspoken quality, especially a CREATURELY quality. Can also be a nickname for a beloved or good friend.

As an adjective, Neeksy connotes funkiness, strange endearment, unexplainable creaturely feelings, unhuman (but not in a negative way).

1. "That's so Neeksy!"

2. "You're just a little Neeks, that's all"

3. Joe: "How are you feeling today?"
Jimmy: "Oh I don't know...Neeksy I guess."

4. "Look at the neeks I drew" (*shows picture of scribbles, or of a little creature*)

by Urban Dictionary May 25, 2007

needs more impse

The general consensus that a certain person, place, thing, or idea needs to involve more impsex.

Doom needs no more impse.
Halo, because it has no imps, needs a significant amount of impse to be added.

by TAS September 4, 2005

Neepawa

Pretty much the sweetest town in Manitoba. Often known as Neeps. Also the world's lily capital!

-"Dude, you going to the Neepawa lily fest this weekend?"

-"Hellz yeah, I love Neeps!"

by Jacy1992 February 1, 2009

Newps

New pants, specifically worn by the elite squad in 202. These can't be just any "new pants." They MUST me purchased in the men's section of Walmart and be maroon and fuzzy on the inside. Despite the passage of time, Newps will never be considered old. They will always be new.

Jim: "Hey Ash and Meg are those your Newps? They are looking super stylish and warm. I wish I had a pair of my own."

Also...

"So Newps?"

by Sisterhoodofthetravelingnewps December 13, 2016

special needs haircut

One of the best possible pranks you can pull on someone who gets too drunk and falls asleep at a party. Various forms are possible but depend largely on the pre-existing haircut, the position the recipient has passed out in, how unconscious they are and the hair cutting devices available.

The classic is the bowl cut - hair above the ears is left untouched, hair below the ears is badly shaved down to about number 2. Ths should ideally be lopsided with a meander at the back of the head for maximum "specialness".

nb. it is a mortal sin to pull this prank on a woman due partly to the fact that all women everywhere will feel such sympathy for her that you will never get laid again, but mostly because women should never, ever have short hair.

Dude 1: Urgh, where am I? What time is it?

Dude 2: *Laughs uncontrollably*

Dude 1: (touching head) What? Huh? Why's my head shaved? Where's the mirr... A FUCKING SPECIAL NEEDS HAIRCUT??

by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011

brb mom needs me

holy cow i have to go to the bathroom

When Sidney and i were talking on Facebook i discovered i really had to pee. So i typed "brb mom needs me" and ran to the bathroom

by prettyflyforawhiteguy September 5, 2009

neens

a massive nerd, that enjoys orienteering, buffy, angel and 90's hard trance. prone to lengthening skirts, pulling up socks, staring blankly and attempting to convince people she isnt a geek

'who's the nerd asleep after lunch in a punlic place??'
'oh that's neens'

by addz_1 January 3, 2008