urbanized names

looking up your name on urban dictionary, seeing the definition and hoping to God it's not someone talking about you. Often resulting in either pure joy or an instant drop in self esteem.

"Man, i looked up my name on urban dictionary last night."

"And?"

"Urbanized names suck."

by justaverage101 February 4, 2010

Boy Last Names

I'm looking at you, Jason Cox and Will Dick.

Me: oh god, Jason is so hot.
friend: too bad his last name is expired
Me: Will is pretty hot too...
friend: just- just stop.
Me: f***ing boy last names

by nobodycantellhehehe April 18, 2021

kick ass and take names

to behave roughly and violently (from the image of an overly punitive authority figure in the military or police

All he wanted to do with his position was kick ass and take names.

by The Return of Light Joker January 7, 2008

Stage Names

Fake names used by many actors and musicians alike (though not all of them) to at least offer them some sort of privacy. There are other reasons that one might change their name (such as their real name being embarrassing, too mundane, too long, or nearly impossible to pronounce) but this is the usual reason.

There are many actors with stage names. To name a few:

-Harry Belafonte (Harold George Bellanfanti Jr.)

-Richard E. Grant (Richard Grant Esterhuysen)

-Marty Balin (Martyn Jerel Buchwald)

-Lou Gehrig (Heinrich Ludwig Gehrig)

-Anne Rice (Howard Allen Frances O'Brien)

-Alan Alda (Alphonso Joseph D'Abruzzo)

-Tim Allen (Timothy Alan Dick)

-Buddy Holly (Charles Hardin Holley)

-Boris Karloff (William Henry Pratt)

-Trey Parker (Randolph Severn Parker III)

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 21, 2021

the best names

Phil Macrackin
Phil Magroin
Hue Janus
Joe... we all know Joe
Deez... we all know Deez
Myra
Myla
And of course
Wendy

Guy 1: you know the best names
Guy 2: like phil?
Guy 1: PHIL MYCRACKIN! HAHAHAHAH
(proceeds to shove cock in mans ass )

by wack_1 November 17, 2021

The No Names

the most fuckin gangsta gang youll ever hear of or see of
my advice dont fuck wit em
i am one of them so watch what you say
they from up north
they killas up there

yo dem no names will lay your fuckin ass out biatch

by Anonymous June 6, 2003

Non Binary names

Usually consists of noun names or 3 letter names (I'm on the non binary spectrum i'm probably allowed to say that and if you identify as enby and use names that aren't nouns or 3 letters you're still valid )

K: You want your name to be..spoon?
S: Yes. You're name is Kai. It's no different, we both have really non binary names
K: Yeah you're right, wanna go listen to mother mother?

by That_Dysphoric_Bitch February 9, 2021