moserology

The University Studies that focus on the Study of "Lil Moser". There are Moserology courses offered by Oxford, Cambridge, Yale and Imperial for the brightest of the aspiring moserologers. When you are done with your diploma or phD the world is basically yours as you can basically do any job that pays more than 100k a year and you will have millions of bitches on your cock 24/7 because of the unlimited amount of clout you have for being a moserologer.

Example 1-
John: Damn how does Jacob have so much money and so many girls on his dick at the young age of 24?
Fred: He just graduated from Moserology, he's a lucky guy

Example 2-
Donny: Whats up bitch wanna fuck me?
Felicia: What the fuck ew fuck off creep
Donny: How dare you speak to a moserologer like that?!
Felicia: Oh my god you're a moserologer??? sksksksk i'm so sorry and I oop-

by DantoskiGaming September 9, 2019

mastrogiorgis

Mastrogiorgis is a huge muscular man with a enormous dick who works on construction or farms with Albanians and likes beer a lot
Τι κοιτάς ρε πουστη;;;;;

Look its mastrogiorgis ruuunnnn

by Mana sou October 24, 2019

Montrose

The name of a gay character in several motion pictures

Hey, that characters name is Montrose! Another Gay Montrose you think the writer is giving a nod to the montrose in Houston.

by Screaming Pontiac Goat October 18, 2020

mistross

a male mistress. see also, mistraus

"Did you hear the congressman had a mistross?"
-"Who is she?"
"No, a misTROSS. 'Who is he?' would be the correct question."
-"...Oh."

by nanner hammocks December 2, 2020

Monstros Oni

A mf that can't get hoes and talks to himself

You my sir are like monstros oni

by Monstros oni March 8, 2021

Monstros Oni

Pussy repellent

Shota mc's really could've used a can of monstros oni

by ino sortsnom mama pool March 10, 2021

Mastro's Piano Bar

An over-the-pants hand job given by an older woman at the Mastro's Piano Bar in Beverly Hills.

Holy shit, did you hear Jim got a Mastro's Piano Bar from that cougar on Saturday night!?

by John Henry Cabbott May 3, 2021