Mistrel

a man who is a mistress

Have you been to Thai Fresh yet? They have a waiter named Tag who is the resident mistrel.

by The RealTpok January 27, 2019

misterdostoyevsky

A TikTok account that generally makes bungou stray dogs/code geass content. They kin quite concerning characters including Evangelion's Gendo Ikari; despite this seemingly (and rightfully so) worrying statement, it is somewhat enjoyable to hold a conversation with them. Along with Gendo, misterdoystoyevsky also kins mori and Griffith. Misterdostoyevsky (Alex) is what some would describe as an 'odd cookie!😅💞', their personality generally represents that of Bing Bong from inside out, Bibble from barbie and Fyodor from bungou stray dogs. Alex despises society... claiming that 'society made them this way' .... they're an intj 8w9 845 sp/sx which explains a lot! Misterdostoyevsky likes molchat doma and enjoys being in control, they are anemic and quite reserved (to an extent/they are not what one would describe as shy!😅).

Alex can analyse others extremely well, an example would be when they called me out, despite me hiding my true colours🖤 🥀 :
' "Sometimes I don't wanna be happy

Don't hold it against me

If I'm down just leave me there

Let me be sad"
This is so you:pleading_face::pleading_face::pleading_face: '
I never knew one could see that I didn't want to be happy...

person one: are you mutuals with user misterdostoyevsky on TikTok!?
person two: no, who's that?
person one: you're a creep, a weirdo.....
person two: hey aren't those lyrics from Radiohead's song 'creep'?
person one: shut the fuck up freak (and then proceeds to murder person two)
person two:

by coolsmartprettygirl June 24, 2021

your sister a mister lol

One of the more gritty underground roasts, please use with extreme caution. May cause recipient to go into an anaphylactic shock, epileptic fit and or straight up seizure. Other side effects which have been known to be a consequence of this insult includes full-blown autism or an addition of a chromosome.

Sarah: Your mother is a child-beating, cheap whorewho has achieved nothing manage to trap a man to have a child with her, a massive mistake... you. That mistake is you, you unloved virgin.

Janet: your sister a mister lol

Sarah: *Develops autism and literally fucking dies from her throat closing up*

by Joey Gobbless March 24, 2018

Mistie

The same as a "misty" only a more unique way of spelling.

That girl is hot, she's a total mistie.

by crayolaqueen February 4, 2010

mistletoe

The only plant that legally allows you to mouth rape your co-worker at the Christmas party

Joe- Mary totally got mouth raped under the mistletoe at the Christmas party.
Fred- yeah it was awesome. And totally legal!

by jjfred July 4, 2010

Mistermoore

To completely destroy pride, arrogance, and or sheer ignorance; usually executed by placing a strong blow on the recipients lower jaw; can be earth shattering and cause injured pride; If you are mistermoore-ed then you usually come out looking like a pussy

The ignorant dick would not shut up on the golf course, so I mistermoored him.

by namenotneeded May 2, 2007

tit mistress

A prostitute who limits her services to allowing her breasts to be fondled.

A tit mistress who works frat parties can make more in a night than in a week of waitressing.

by SPQR January 28, 2008