Fashion-Missing

When someone has gone completely insane with their outfit and has seriously no fashion sense what's so ever.

Annabell: Ms. Curry has gone totally Fashion-Missing with that outfit today.
Tessa: I know that skirt is hideous!!!

by Leilani-bear December 17, 2008

Missing your Pencil

Missing your pencil is to be extremely bitchy and pissy for no real reason. In association with PMS, but may come other than the time of the month

From the joke: you know a woman is having a bad day when her tampon is behind her ear and she's missing her pencil

may be used for both men and women

Samantha: SHIT! SHUT UP! ROAR!
Melissa: missing your pencil are we?

Wow, Mr. A. was seriously missing his pencil in class today. He gave me detention for accidentally dropping my book!

by Kenzzz March 8, 2008

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLUE TEXT OMG OMG OMG BLUE TEXT IM SO FUNNY LOL HAHA BLUE TEXT

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

by bluetextman July 29, 2021

missing link

The inexplicable phenomenon, when for no rational reason...you go a whole day without taking a poo.

Nick felt perfectly normal, yet he was acutely aware of not having taken a dump nearly two days now. Where was this missing link?"

by drbollocks May 22, 2009

Missing boi hours

Missing boi hours is anytime from 11:30 pm- 5:30 am. This is when you miss your ex or a family member or a friend

B: man, it’s missing boi hours, and I really miss L
M: aww B I let it out
P: man I feel ya

by dhaddyrose November 1, 2018

Missing Jordan syndrome

Missing Jordan syndrome - a condition that when not around a Jordan can lead to, anxiety, a feeling of something missing, crying, being sick.

Remedies to missing Jordan syndrome - a cuddle with a Jordan.

I've been sick this week and I don't know why, must be missing Jordan syndrome.

by FaT-_-HeaD- June 20, 2020

AAAH IS FINGER IS MISSING!

The act of scream to someone because a person lost his finger in the bathroom and has been found ded.

She was so scared that she aaah is finger is missing!ed me.

by Bblol.u April 24, 2020