misery tits

Description of a woman whose breasts, as opposed to bringing joy to men, bring sheer misery, distress and suicidal tendencies

Alison, you swamp donkey, you have some fucking bad misery tits

by Yak October 12, 2003

mipper

M.I.P. or a minor in posession

Friend 1: "Oh my gosh you guys, the cops came to this party I was at and we all got M.I.P's."

Friend 2: "Oh no! I can't believe you got a mipper. Now you have to go to court and pay $200!"

by Alligatorsaurus May 30, 2006

les miserables

A good book based on france from the time of napoleon to the time of the revelution mostly centered around the character Jean Valjean and his "daughter" cossete marius falls in love with her and javert is the cop chasing Jean Valjean

Les Miserables is usually a school book

by jimsonisgod September 23, 2005

Scissory misery

The female version of cock blocker

She’s such a scissory misery
She’s not a cock blocker, she’s a scissory misery

by Snottydottylotty August 4, 2019

judah's missery

A hard nutshot square in the balls

I just gave ethans balls a Judah's Missery

by Peachtheboss February 28, 2017

sac of misery

A newborn baby

Congratulations on your brand new sac of misery!(S)He's beautiful.

by xarathustra December 1, 2017

misery business prelude mystery

The name of a mystery involving the CD version of Misery business by paramore. there is a mariachi prelude, and after it ends and before the actual song Hayley Williams says something incomprehensible, it's not stated anywhere what she says.

Maria repeatedly listened to Misery business trying to solve the misery business prelude mystery.

by BexCa May 17, 2009