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meteorsexual

First thought to be a misspelling of metro-sexual; however,
it is now believed this little-used term can mean:

1) Someone whose sexuality involves hot, fiery, brilliant streaks of all-consuming, high-flying acrobatics with an emphasis on the impact. OR,

2) (In-comprehensive to me) Having sex while falling from the sky; as with parachute or in free-fall. <?!>
EXAMPLE 1:
"Melissa is not only a flexible gymnast and championship ballroom dancer, but she's a full-on METEORSEXUAL. I didn't know what livin' was before I met her."

EXAMPLE 2:
"Hey Joe, I heard that group of jumpers (parachutists) you took up yesterday was part of a Meteorsexual Club. Word?"
by Chango Bolamongo October 7, 2006
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2 meter beater

An extremely large penis, the penis equivalent of XXXL.
Girl: Can I see your cock?
Boy: Sure
Girl: You have a 2 meter beater!
by SeahawksFan24 March 27, 2016
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dog shit o'meter

a thing you use to rate something that is really shit
hey katie that cup of tea is rated on the dog shit o'meter somewhere between sloppy dog shit and white dog poo
by craig newall November 5, 2005
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meterosexual

A man who is heterosexual, and yet is very feminine. Someone who is meterosexual can sometimes be mistaken for a person who is homosexual, because it is a stereotypical beleif that gay men are "feminine,"
"Hey, I'm not meterosexual, I just like to shop!" exclaimed Jonas.
by Katy December 25, 2003
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meter

unit of mesure- 1 meter equals 100 centimetres.
the pool was 10 metres deep(1000 centimetres)
by Belinda h. December 7, 2003
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Memeorialized

When something has been memed so hard that the subject cannot disassociate itself with the meme.
Hotline Bling isn't even a good song, it's just been memeorialized.
Grumpy Cat has more than 9 lives because he has been memeorialized.
All these John Cena videos has memeorialized him.
by DaveyDizzle January 6, 2016
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Meter

The distance light travels in 1/x of a second, where x is 299,792,458—the length is measured in terms of the speed of light (x m/s), which never changes.
Since one meter was defined to be 1/10,000,000 (or one over 10 million) the distance from the North Pole to the Equator in 1793, the meter had since undergone a few definitional changes before its present official definition was agreed in 1983.
by Fasters March 23, 2023
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