Mercury retrograde

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst moaning one or more human beings' names. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy, fruitful, and beneficial times to come

As the sun sank down over the pier, the children who were out fishing gazed in horror as the lord lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into his own mercury retrograde

by ♥🗺☠ June 4, 2021

Merr

its the sound that a retarted cow makes

regular cow:moo
retarted cow: merr

by Doku Jisatsu September 6, 2010

mercurachrome

A mercury-bromine compound used as a germicide for disinfection of the skin and wounds. It has been outlawed in the U.S.A. by the FDA for years, although non-mercury types are still available.

Neosporin and other antibitoic ointments are used today much like Mercurachrome was many years ago.

by E Rogers May 2, 2008

Mercury

Mercury is the people who are very chill, if you have a friend who is chill and cool with everything then they got deported from mercury. All the chill people in earth today were deported from mercury.

Dude 1: Dude how are you so chill with everyone?
Dude 2: Because I was deported from Mercury man

by The autistic person November 7, 2019

merculate

to think about. to plan or settle. to simmer inside one's thought processes and boil down to the essential elements. to UNmuddle one's thoughts.

That man-whore asked to be my facebook friend. I will have to merculate on that for a while.

My hazy mind merculated on the night before, putting the faces and words back together in a sensible continuum.

by amcmanus August 11, 2010

merr

The equivalent of the word meh.

"Today was such a bad day... merrrrr."
or
"We can't go to the concert, sorry."
"Merrr..."

by Lise November 6, 2003

Mehruz

A successful young male who is free from the influence, guidance, or control of another or others; self-reliant and is considered to have the most pleasing appearance.

Do you see that mehruz out there? Every eyes in this room are on him!

by thekeenmind May 10, 2010