Miranda

Miranda is a wonderful friend. She is very athletic, that's probably why she's so tall and lanky. She has long brown hair and big blue eyes. She's the best person to be around when your down. She's the kind of girl who has all the boys wrapped around her finger even though she doesn't know it. She's the kind of person who can always put a smile on your face. The kind of person who'd go on exotic adventures with you. She's the best friend a girl could have. (How you know it's a real Miranda. (1. she's got to be funny. 2. she's got to be kind. And 3. she got no butt!)

if you ever meet a Miranda never, I mean never let her go.

by What is up? December 6, 2018

Doing a Miranda

'Doing a Miranda' is what happens when a transsexual embraces radical feminism and annoys other transsexuals and uppity transgender people because the Miranda knows that penis is male. If someone is 'Doing a Miranda', they will often be called a TERF by other transgendereds.

Dude A: "are you trying to get Felicity on the blockbot list? Why? I'm confused."

Dude B: "Right now I just logged a couple of noteworthy tweets. She is kinda doing a Miranda though."

by gloopymange August 1, 2014

Merandia

Totally HOT AND COOL.

Merandia was just like, totally hot looking today.

by ILOVEMYHOMERANDIA May 13, 2009

MirandaLovesTatumMore

I, Miranda, Love Tatum WAY more than she loves me(:

To prove it... I put it on urban dictionary. Because Urban Dictionary never lies. It's all truth!!!!

So again... I love Tatum WAYYYY more than she loves me. End of freaking story.

Tatum: I love you!
MirandaLovesTatumMore
Tatum: Yes. You do.

by tatumloverrrr101 May 9, 2010

Miranda

Miranda is talented beautiful girl. She is shy when she sings around others. She is a intelligent girl who can satisfy any man. She is also known as having it tight. Miranda is one of the best people to make love too. Miranda can be sarcastic, funny, sweet, tempered, or mean until it piss her off. Miranda is great to have fun with. Like planning parties, and other things. Miranda is a girl who doesn't give get self to men easily. She likes to take her time. About 40% of the girls named Miranda are very short. Miranda has a great body shape. She can be very violent. Miranda can fight and may have a very bad temper. Miranda likes to eat candy constantly and likes to lay under people. She is beautiful inside and out. She is loyal and faithful. Miranda is multi talented. Doesn't like to feel threatened, bossed around, or looked at funny. Miranda is genuine and kind

Boy:aye you know me and Miranda are still together
Boy2: for real every boy wanted her. You lucky

by Miranda Urban dictionary April 17, 2019

Carmen Miranda

the act of placing a 'fruit basket' on your partners head.

instead of tea bagging her, i decided to give her a Carmen Miranda.

by Kiilani October 24, 2008

Miranda

Miranda had committed multiple felony's including but not limited to: kidnapping, drug trafficking, and the murder of multiple children (This is only a theory but it is said that Miranda ate said children). Miranda loves strawberries and is actually a very nice and genuine person she just happens to just have a few issues with the law. You'll love hanging out with her I just suggest having the police on speed dial (just in case). Miranda is somewhat addicted to crystal meth but that is completely irrelevant to this conversation. She has multiple people locked in her basement

Miranda has locked me in her basement please help me.

by ieatbabiesboo100 July 19, 2020