Membering

Membering. Making a memory. Like re-membering, but in the present.

Or, joining a youtube channel.

''This is going to be a good membering''
"I just joined my favorite YouTube channel, I'm channel-membering to it.

by cetosinthereal October 5, 2020

Membean

A form of physical hell inside a website on a computer showing how much your language arts teacher truly hates all kids yet still became a teacher for kids.

Person 1: What is your teacher like
Person 2: Despising of children

Person 1: They’re a teacher how do they hate children
Person 2: They gave us membean

by BillBillBillnyethescieenceguy November 17, 2021

Melber

One who specializes in toasting thin slices of bread slowly so that they become hard and crunchy without browning. This role is also known as “a maker of melba toast.”

He was out of crackers for his afternoon cheese snack, but as he was an experienced melber, he was able to create an acceptable cracker substitute of hard, pale toast. Sadly, he broke three teeth on the first bite.

by CyGee McGee March 14, 2022

Melbellprize

A petite or vertically challenged women prize awarded only under awesome wow circumstances, to a very select few.

Particularly fancy ceremonies are held only in washing baskets. This prized women is single-handedly the most amazing gift that just keeps giving (or receiving, only if you shave first).

General public lame boring person: “Wow, can anyone else hear that?

What’s that I see down there? Is that an adult lady child?

She’s so small, but she’s so shiny and sparkly!

Co-Pilot Kat: “ Why that’s no ordinary adult lady child, good sir, that’s a Miss MelbellPrize, she’s the little lady that is my outstanding award to myself for being the best at awesome-WOW, didn’t you know that im the undefeated champion?

by Ms Melbellprize aka MissPrize July 28, 2022

Fiend Mobber

One who never brings their own materials. This includes food, school supplies, bud, anything.

Yo Keith, stop being a fiend mobber, and smoking my bud and eating all my food!

by XRFH March 18, 2009

Facebook Member

A facebook member is a seriously egotistically demented individual. By vainly subjugating themselves into flauntingly show off their status quo of a life in a form made easy called facebook social media.

Example.. Facebook enables members to upload and show vast amounts of members meaningless personal information about their lives. Such as.. pet names, places they been, places they will go, or never will. They will display what their house looks like, where they live, what their birthday is, who their friends are and who isn't. Its almost mind numbing how many people freely and willing update themselves for big brother, corporate entity's, foreign governments, u.s. government, private interest groups, oh and can't forget about Hackers the ability to monitor and control their daily lives. There is currently 1 billion active facebook members world wide as of august 2012.. that's the power of personal information.

by T y l e r D u r d e n July 23, 2012

soggy member

A large soggy penis

John turned and slapped her in the face with his 'Soggy Member'

by GSAFCP April 19, 2016