Matthew Robinson

A very large big scary white man who intimidates all that surround him.

Hey, why are you such a Matthew Robinson Today. It's scary

by Waterfall's Cat March 25, 2022

Matthew Duffy

When you are late pretty much everywhere you go, but when you arrive at the destination or event that you are late to, everyone at said event or destination that has been blowing up your phone asking and wondering where you are and why you are so late (again), is no where near being ready to participate in the aforementioned event.

Dude, yeah, I know I was an hour late to my wedding, but of course when I got there half of you were not even ready yet. All I saw were thumbs in belt loops while you were working on beer #5. Such a typical Matthew Duffy, if you ask me.

by easy_star June 14, 2022

matthew sturniolo

matthew sturniolo is a good reason to live. a reason to smile. i reason to be happy.

matthew sturniolo is my happiness

by Uwugirl191935 April 17, 2023

Matthew Collin Burden

ig he’s chill or whatever, pretty laid back some would say. Loves making margaritas, he’s pretty good at coding, and the one thing he likes more than making drinks it’s punching the hoes that be flaggin.

Person 1: yo dude, did you see Matthew Collin Burden beat the fuck out of that hoe last night?

Person 2: yeah dude, that hoe really got hit with the Matthew Collin Burden.

by The Creator of all. September 25, 2023

Nicholas Matthews

the lead singer of the band Get Scared. hotter than Taco Bell's Fire Sauce.

Omfg Nicholas Matthews is the hottest, most talented, best singer in the music scene

by angsty_agender August 12, 2018

Ethan Matthews

very weird likes to make weird noises to promote how gay he is. He is a huge flirt with both genders, whos a humble man that ain't no esh because I realised he's straighter than my spaghetti and pasta. He likes solving math equations which involve triangles, it makes me think of pizza. His hair is worse than my fucking pass class. His dandruff falls down quicker than my grades. He apparently works out every day but he's skinnier than my penis. His tie is longer than my penis LEARN HOW TO TIE A TIE. thx for reading xo

Girl 1 - HIS PENIS IS SO SKINNY!
Girl 2 - IT MUST BE ETHAN MATTHEWS!

by dmdmdjkddkwjnfjfecjnnbewk June 19, 2019

Hosea Matthews

he's very skeptical about things and likes to help with the planning, he's also very kind and caring

omg he made me coffee???? that's a Hosea Matthews move right there

by WeAreNotCriminalsWeAreOutlaws November 20, 2021