masturbatory collateral

An unnecessary piece of printed material (often expensive and elaborate) created solely to inflate someone's corporate ego or impress business partners.

Frank: Did you see that $150K brochure Bob had made?
Bill: Yeah, it didn't even have any decent info in it.
Frank: Just another expensive piece of masturbatory collateral.

by Mirmaid Blue December 23, 2009

masturbatorial

anything that makes you want to jerk the gerkin, rub the pole, choke the chicken, slap the salami, treat your body like a carnival, love yourself...

Nigclole Eggert was masturbatorial even before her stellor performance in "Blown Away" when was on "Charles In Charge."

by mc chocolate slushi November 11, 2003

masturbature

The nature of one, whether they be male or female, whose mind turns to dirty thoughts during a simple conversation wherein a dirty word may have been mentioned. Or not.

I said 'boobs', and he replied 'giggity'. Oh don't worry, that's just part of his masturbature.

by TehRedditor January 30, 2012

Maskurbate

Getting off to the thought of what he/she looks like underneath their face mask

Wondering what the girl at the gym looks like without her mask makes me want to maskurbate

by Masked maniac May 9, 2021

masturbatorium

your own personal masturbation space

gotta get my good finder and take it to my masturbatorium..

by cathy z January 30, 2008

music masturbator

Someone who is so self-righteous about their musical ability and talent that they feel the need to demonstrate their greatness in a pompus way to those listening, even if they are unwilling.

Radiohead, Mars Volta, and The Arcade Fire are all music masturbators.

by The Kerch April 26, 2008

masturbatory

place where somebody use to masturbate

as a masturbationist* he turns any room he can lock up into a masturbatory!

by albanix@free_fr November 1, 2003