Monkey 

1) monkey: hairy primate, Emery

2) v. monkey, to be had like a: to lose, to have something go very wrong, to fail completely

Err... wordcrash/word, Franklin... you got had like a monkey!

Monkey by Anonymous October 16, 2003

monkey 

1)used when really happy r in a extremly good mood, or when something almost feels unreal.
2)When someone does something you enjoy and find funny or odd.

1)That makes me feel like a monkey.

2)Your such a monkey dude.

monkey by Nicole October 31, 2004

monkey 

the butt of a person

do u lyke big monkeys or small ones. i prefer big monkeys.

monkey by dude March 18, 2005

monkey 

A very hairy woman. Usually but not always ugly. usually has a beard hairy legs and or hairy ass and muffler.

dan:dat bitch is a fucking baboon
George Bush: No Mr Rather she's a fucking monkey. Hey Dan did I say you could stop sucking my dick, oh thats good you nasty little twink

monkey by [analwarts] May 6, 2003

Monkey 

Wonderful creature that is often found running around Six Flags Magic Mountain.

Did you just see the monkey on X?

Monkey by Patrik April 2, 2003

monkey 

Someone whose arm hair you can use as a beard.

I can crazy glue that monkey's arm hair onto my face and use it as a beard!

monkey by Your Mom2222 March 5, 2007

Monkey 

XaK

That guy looks like a XaK.

athletics.wlu.edu/baseball/pictures/bausch.jpg

Monkey by Kevin October 28, 2003