4 definitions by [analwarts]

monkey

A very hairy woman. Usually but not always ugly. usually has a beard hairy legs and or hairy ass and muffler.

dan:dat bitch is a fucking baboon
George Bush: No Mr Rather she's a fucking monkey. Hey Dan did I say you could stop sucking my dick, oh thats good you nasty little twink

by [analwarts] May 6, 2003

hornbag

A person usually a female who is a nympho.

Sarah; man she's horny all the time.
Phil; Yeah she's a real hornbag

by [analwarts] May 6, 2003

babemagnet

someone who attracts attractive women with out the need of handcuff a big stick a rifle shotgun or any other forms of coercion. opposite of a stalking rapist which may need all or some of the above.

Johnny: Man I saved a girl from rape last night
Kenny: You did?
Johnny: I changed my mind.
Kenny: Fuck your lame you an anti-babemagnet.
Johnny: fuck you(pulls out his Gat).
Kenny:What you gonna do blow me away.
Johnny: Put that thing away peewee
Kenny:pass me another blunt nigga.....

by [analwarts] May 6, 2003

playa

A person usually male who's really good at a game which is usually snap bingo jump rope or some such.

Dickie: playa you got a game.
Fredrick: Yes my home friend I got game get it hehe hehe.
Dickie: Shut the fuck up fool you gonna be a dead mofo soon.

by [analwarts] May 6, 2003