pancake masturbator

A person that pleasures him or her self with a pancake. Offten gets off to pictures of aunt jamima.

Nickel is a crazy pancake masturabte.

by dave October 20, 2003

Laws of Masterbation

1) you may only jizz on a guy if he is dead or unconscious.

2) You may only jizz on a girl if she is alive and conscious.

3) you may not jizz in front of family members

4) you may not jizz in front of a guy unless both of you are jizzing on the same girl.

feel free to add more.

Dude, you just broke the first and third laws of masterbation by jizzing on your dad!

by anon113618436 January 5, 2010

Masturbatorium

A room or special place designated by a person for masturbation.

Having watched the steamy blue movie, the man went directly to his masturbatorium to pleasure himself.

by the bukakan March 7, 2007

masterbating

when a guy gropes his penis thinking about a girl, and then shoots out the substance inside of the penis

one of my friends was really horny and so he masterbated and jizz came out...

by Master at sex May 13, 2005

Masturbatory Long Shower

Spending enough time in the shower not necessarily to include the act of sexual masturbation, but to be masturbatorily self indulgent.

"Tony, you are now taking a Masturbatory Long Shower. Turn off the water and cover yourself immediately."

"Holding the shower for an hour. What a wank!"

by kariusvega November 15, 2011

Urban masterbation

The activity, or sport, of ejacualting on random people in towns and cities, and then running away.

1) "Oh god, what happened to you?"

2) "Some asshole ejacualted all over me while I was walking home from work"

1) "Ah, he must have been playing urban masterbation"

by originalname1234 September 19, 2012

Gasterbator

Someone who likes to fart excessively while masterbating to enhance their pleasure. Usually someone who enjoys anal sex.

Manifold is a gasterbator. He eats lots of beans at least 1 hour beforehand.

by Jeff Gasshole Thompson March 12, 2009