masta

Exceeds master; one who is way above the status of master

Brian is the masta

by Captain B October 29, 2003

Ownage Masta

An Ownage Masta is a person who constantly owns others.
Ownage Masta is also said when someone owns someone else, then they can declare, "Ownage Masta!"
See ownage

Bob and Fred are playing Halo.
Bob snipes Fred from a super far distance.
Bob says, "Ownage Masta!"

by jonathanisfast April 6, 2006

mastoar

n - The leading rank of the new sport of OARING!

That dude is the Mastoar. He slapped some kid in the face so hard yesterday that he snapped their head back.

by JJ (mastoar) and mike (mastoar) November 16, 2006

mastadevin

A person who wrestlers with past fraternity affiliations and struggles to maintain the appearance of professionalism and maturity. Meanwhile, he is consummately at the whim of his fraternal constitution, and provided the slightest trigger (a Huey Lewis song on the radio, or any mention of tequila) and he will lapse into old ways - activities involving binge drinking, Muslim hate speech, or consensual sodomy.

He prefaces most (if not all) statements with "There was this one time...", and often takes for granted that your short-term memory is as lacking as his.

He alternately idolizes Tucker Max and Hunter S. Thompson, and wildly extolls the literary merits of the only author he's ever heard of, Chuck Paliniuk.

His understanding of human relationships, suffering, and joy is through the prism of drinking games; his morality is informed by the gospel of "Family Guy."

Bob is such a straight-laced, stand-up dude. Hard to believe he's a mastadevin.

by TonyComo6969 August 13, 2010

masta-chefing

Pronounced as per masterbate. A reference to the TV Show 'Master Chef'. Cooking, or discussing cooking in a pretentious and self indulgent manner. A cooking wanker.

i couldn't stand the way he was masta-chefing. What's wrong with cheese on toast?

by timetrialer69 December 16, 2011

Makotadiller

A rainbow kiss , rimjob with a blue waffle , with a blumpkin in between ;) then you guys do a little jelly donuts .

Makotadiller and Barstonkoone

by Kenny Patterson :) August 12, 2012

mastache

A woman sporting a naturally-growing mustache. Unless your really into that sort of thing, it is not attractive.

Joel: Denise, I don't know how to tell you this, but your mastache needs to go. Everyone sees it and well, it's thicker than what I can grow. Can't you at least bleach it?
Denise: Shut up, Joel! You love it. Wanna mastache ride?
Joel: You know I do!!!

by von groovy June 1, 2017