straight-laced 

Someone that follows the rules to the extent that they miss out on all the fun.

A straight-laced person always hands in projects on time, never goes out of the house past 9:00pm, and goes to old distant relatives' weddings when they could be out partying.

straight-laced by Kind of Spades February 22, 2011

straight laced 

The only so called "Oi!" band in Louisville. They sing about being drunk, the oppression that is cast upon the working class, and are somehow are able to throw in a few too many "oi oi oi!'s" in the middle of all their useless ramble.

-Oh shit, those boys from Straight Laced tagged my store front again.
-They suck.

straight laced by cokehead0975834 August 8, 2006

Straight laced 

What celibate non drinkers/smokers/drug takers used to be called before the straight edge scene came along and made the stuck up tossers feel EVEN more high and mighty.

Guy1: Yo i got dizz for the club shall we bring Becky and try and get a threesome going?
Girl: Nah shes properly straight laced she wont be up for that
Guy: deep

Straight laced by thefuckisapseudonym? June 12, 2012

straight laced 

Being in a state of ignorance; living under a rock. Doesn't use offensive language, has trouble talking to women, and carries around a bottle of water.

If you need an example, you're pretty straight laced!!

straight laced by Mr. Echo May 5, 2010

Straight-Laced Humour 

Humour with a bite or edge to it, often involving some form of thought or analysis to really get or understand. Often used to teach or inform, much like satire or subtle sarcasm.

"People often say that I'm not very funny. I am, I just use straight-laced humour. Life's too full of nonsense as is for me to crack a joke without some form of thought put into it..."

Straight-Laced Humour by Whitly January 27, 2012

straight lace 

Im Dead Serious, No Joke.

Meet Me After School, Straight Lace.

straight lace by Vannah Bay Bay December 25, 2007

Straight lace 

When a ball is kicked perfectly, it is kicked primarily by the shoe lace. Therefore the term reflects someone doing or saying something truthful- and perfectly to the point.

YO, KYLE, THAT TRUMP GUY IS A FUCKIN' LOSER HEY, HIS KIDS ARE FUCKIN' UGLY COWARDS TOO RIGHT?!

Bro, Straight Lace, you're preaching to the choir with that one.

Straight lace by Beansinacan January 8, 2021