When you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes sexual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored Neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.
Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.
by GyratingMeatStick March 11, 2018
by hobo ben June 8, 2018
by redk103413 May 16, 2018
1. a neoprene "holster" used to hold a bottle of moisturiser lotion. 2. A jerk-station utility that holds personal lubricant
by MosesI November 20, 2020
by Maverick Murdered Goose June 3, 2015
I told my roommate, Ivy, not to come in the room because I just came out of the shower and was lotionalizing.
by marzena July 29, 2008
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per 1: I bought this new lotion at bath and body work-
per 2: when your mom- when your- when your - when your mom and i- me when your mo- when your mom and me- when your- when your mom-
per 1: please stop
per 2: when your mom- when your- when your - when your mom and i- me when your mo- when your mom and me- when your- when your mom-
per 1: please stop