Ding-a-ling

The big black thing between your legs nigga, white people don't got them, they got pee-pees.

Leroy got the biggest ding-a-ling in my hood.

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

Half Ling

A person who is 1/2 asian and 1/2 white

Fred's mom is white and his dad is asian, which makes him a half ling

by nrjforever March 4, 2010

ding a ling

Someone who is scatterbrained and/or eccentric.

Someone who is conspicuously or grossly unconventional or unusual. Weird

Someone with an unusual or odd personality.

An outcast or a freak are also synonyms.

That weird rabbit Mr. Whiskers is such a ding a ling, he is so weird and freaky and he should stop smelling his feet and collecting his belly button lint. Uggggggh!

by neosmurfay February 11, 2005

Ling Ming'D

When an asian girl gives you a blowjob after a massage.

Dude, that maseuse Ling Ming'D me after my massage

by Papi Chulo Platano November 26, 2007

ding a ling

a girl's pony tail

Guy: your ding a ling is really soft!
Girl: thanks i stroke it all the time

by tequisha2009forever April 13, 2009

wei ling

Wei Ling is a girl that knows what she is doing and loves to style,she knows when there's a bad feeling about people.Only her best friendcan control her,she can get into fights really easily.She's independentand respects people how they treat her.She may be a sweet tooth and pickybut sure is someone you won't regret meeting!

Wei Ling loves styling

by Yana is true September 14, 2019

carson ling

Carson Ling is dumb as rocks and likes to be a dickhead to everybody, but can’t take any sort of insult or criticism or else he’ll cry. Carson Ling is also probably one of the biggest homos you’ll ever meet.

Guy 1 - You wanna hang out with Carson ling later

Guy 2 - Nah fuck that nigga Carson Ling is always trying to hit on me and is a big bitch

by DopeAssNigga635 August 29, 2020