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Facebook Laundry
Dirty laundry is that stuff that you keep super secret but over time - sometimes decades - 1 or more people find out about.
Facebook laundry is that stuff you keep super secret but five hundred million people find out about 15 seconds after it was shoring up for the slow maturation of being relatively discreet, dirty laundry.
Facebook laundry is that stuff you keep super secret but five hundred million people find out about 15 seconds after it was shoring up for the slow maturation of being relatively discreet, dirty laundry.
John Cocktoastin: I, John Cocktoastin, have just been caught cheating (for over a year) on my wife of 7 years and my 6 year old daughter with T. Audry Lolitta. I am a lying scumbag who doesn't even care enough to break it off with the woman I'm cheating with and try to make it work. ASS.
P.Aserby: Now this is truly a special moment in the history of Facebook Laundry. Way to leave facebook logged in, John. Oh, and also that cheating thing. Both bad.
P.Aserby: Now this is truly a special moment in the history of Facebook Laundry. Way to leave facebook logged in, John. Oh, and also that cheating thing. Both bad.
Facebook Laundry by b0xxx January 5, 2011
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Chinese Laundry Marks
Skid marks in your underpants.
My girlfriend was trying to be nice and wash my clothes, but then she made fun of the chinese laundry marks in my tighty whities and asked who taught me how to wipe my ass.
Chinese Laundry Marks by assymouth May 30, 2010
Salisbury Laundry
The practice of giving casual fellatio to a co-worker in the linen closet at work while on the time clock.
Brandy claimed she was downstairs doing inventory but the glistening beads of perspiration on her forehead and the little white pearl in the corner of her mouth told the truth: She was with one the cooks doing Salisbury Laundry.
Salisbury Laundry by Hobo2 January 3, 2006
Dirty Laundry
The most popular fanfiction in the Voltron Legendary Defender fandom. Has a relationship between Keith and Lance with their ship name Klance. If you ever see something like this, it is most likely from this fandom/story. But there are also variations of this:
Laundry: Dirty
Hips: Don't lie
Abuelita: Here
Laundry: Dirty
Hips: Don't lie
Abuelita: Here
Person 1: Have you read Dirty Laundry?
Person 2: Abuelita is coming
Person 1: I am going to assume you have
Person 2: Abuelita is coming
Person 1: I am going to assume you have
Dirty Laundry by DaniTheAlpaca September 4, 2018
fold laundry
When parents need to fuck the shit out of each other, but they can't tell the kids what they're doing so they say they're going to fold laundry.
(Dad) "Hey mama, I'm need to fuck the shit out of you. Let's go fold laundry." (Mom) "Kids, I'm going to go fold laundry." Dad sneaks away moments later.
fold laundry by tmunny127 January 29, 2015