Junior Spesh

1) Junior Spesh is typically a children's meal such as the Happy Meal @ McDonalds.
However it is heavily used when referring to the lunch time special/children's special meals at Chicken shops.

One pound and fifty pence (£1.50) is a reasonable rate... but remember, mayonaise maybe twenty pence more.

2) Junior Spesh is also used when referring to an attractive younger girl, that you really shouldn't be looking at. Essentially Junior Spesh is another form of word for Jail Bait.

This is fast becoming the preferred use of the word as Junior Spesh's in the sense of food are becoming more expensive these days.

1) "Blud manz getting a Junior Spesh from Sam's ya kno, 2 fillet burgers and 2 fries for £2"

2) "YO MY-SIZE!!!, E-YO MY-SIZE!!!, I don't think that Junior Spesh was on it still"

"Check out that gurl... she is over chung!!!" pointing at a female...
friend replies... "Naw blud, that's Junior Spesh"

by ldndon March 23, 2008

Junior Spies

From George Orwell's 1984. Kids that are brainwashed in order to monitor adults from committing thoughtcrimes.

The Parson's children were junior spies. They accused Winston of thoughtcrimes.

by Victor MMMMMMMMMM February 19, 2007

Junior Driver

The act of giving a fender bender to a young child under the age of 12.

See Fender Bender (Defn. 2)

Little Jimmy: "Ouch! Daddy, what are you doing to me?"
Daddy: "What? You told me that wou wanted to learn how to drive?

Little Jimmy is a junior driver.

by Angry Rhino November 18, 2009

Junior Jungle

Noun: a group of about 320 barbaric 16 & 17 year olds living in central Indiana who do what they want, when they want. This human subspecies tends to flourish between friday and sunday morning, particularly in the basements of parent-less households and occasionally even empty lake houses. Sprinting through screen doors, running red lights on the way to parties, and encountering angry parents and law enforcement officers include some of the favorite hobbies of these teens. Surprisingly they thrive on a diet based essentially of fast-food and alcohol. For the most part the Junior Jungle lives in a state of relative peace, but are by nature, untamable. For this reason, the Junior Jungle often manages to piss off the faculty of their high school, and also their own family members. The Junior Jungle are the people you're parents warned you about.

Curious Soph: I heard there might be a huge party this weekend. I kind of wanna go but I read in Theology that partying is really dangerous..

Proud Junior: I once read about the dangers of partying, so i gave up reading.

Curious Soph: That sounds kind of ignorant?

Proud Junior: Yeah well you aren't in the JUNIOR JUNGLE are you? fuckin kids these days..

by thecraziestmotherfuckeralive November 2, 2010

The Junior

A sexually deviant manuever in which a man becomes pregnant in the following manner: A man is performing oral sex on a woman while she is ovulating. The man punches the woman as hard as he can in her abdomen, dislodging the egg. The man then slurps as hard as he can, swallowing her egg. Next, the woman performs oral sex on the man until he ejaculates into her mouth. The woman and man snowball until all of the semen has been swapped into the man's mouth. The man then swallows his own semen. In his stomach, the man's sperm fertilizes the woman's egg and an embryo is formed. Nine months later, the man poops out his own child.

Arnold Schwarzenegger got freaky with Maria Shriver one night back in late 1993 and decided to perform The Junior on her; the movie, released later that year, was based loosely on that event.

by Duke Stukel April 19, 2009

weinie hut juniors

A place where lame dweebs hang out on an episode of Sponge Bob Squarepants.

Sponge Bob was sent to Weinie hut juniors becasue he was not tough enough to get into the other bar with Sandy Cheeks.

by t June 30, 2004

Junior Nation

NASCAR fans who support driver Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

Junior Nation is perhaps the most loyal group of fans in NASCAR.

by Aaron, Earl of Vermilion February 28, 2009