The Happy Meal 

To insert a popular value menu item, such as a Wendy's Bacon Double Cheeseburger or McDonald's Big Mac, into your lady's sweet poonany, and proceed to eat her out.

Tom: Hey broho, I just totally gave Cindi The Happy Meal!
Reg: Get the fuck out brotha!
Tom: Yeah man. Tasty eats!
Koolaid Guy: Ohhh yeaaaah!!

The Happy Meal by El Contractore January 14, 2008

The Happy Meal 

The act of eating ass while unexpectedly a toy car falls out.

My chick hooked me up with The Happy Meal last night. As I was eating ass, a Micromachine car fell right out.

The Happy Meal by ~Magic_Carpet~ June 22, 2024

The Happy Meal 

Sitting down receiving a blowjob from your wife or girlfriend while enjoying a Happy Meal and using her bent-over back as a table to put your Happy Meal on.

Honey, I picked up McDonald's. Are you good with doing The Happy Meal for me?

The Happy Meal by Wigman87 February 12, 2025

eat the happy meal 

to swallow sperm

I told that bitch to eat the happy meal.

eat the happy meal by illuminutteh September 15, 2017

the dn happy meal 

a type of kids meal only exclusive at Mcdonalds. nobody really knows what topic it is. the myth of this existing originated from a youtube channel known as Arcade Craniacs. it's rumored that those who know mustn't tell a single soul, or they shall perish.

person 1: "yo have you heard about the dn happy meal?"
person 2: "tf is the dn?"
*person 1 slowly wears a devilish grin.*
person 2: "WHAT'S THE DN?!"
person 1: "DEEZ NU--"

the dn happy meal by nUR53_f1nn September 16, 2021

Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal Mascot 

The new mascot for the happy meal that is beyond terrifying, with bulging eyes a serial killer smile. No doubt this will only give your kids nightmares and may require several therapy sessions.

No words can describe this new fast food monstrosity, Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal mascot!

Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal Mascot by CoffeeAddictxd July 12, 2014

The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver

Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!

"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.

The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023