A sexually deviant manuever in which a man becomes pregnant in the following manner: A man is performing oral sex on a woman while she is ovulating. The man punches the woman as hard as he can in her abdomen, dislodging the egg. The man then slurps as hard as he can, swallowing her egg. Next, the woman performs oral sex on the man until he ejaculates into her mouth. The woman and man snowball until all of the semen has been swapped into the man's mouth. The man then swallows his own semen. In his stomach, the man's sperm fertilizes the woman's egg and an embryo is formed. Nine months later, the man poops out his own child.
Arnold Schwarzenegger got freaky with Maria Shriver one night back in late 1993 and decided to perform The Junior on her; the movie, released later that year, was based loosely on that event.
by Duke Stukel April 19, 2009
The philosophy of junior grimes mentality and behavior. Rejecting social norms and embracing your inner darkness and disregarding the rules and enjoying your youth. Junior says this in the bibble as he is the sinful son; the son of the darkness.

Juniorism is taught in very few schools these days but if you look in the right place you may study it.

Traits and characteristics tied to junior grimes (Logan) aka “J grimes” or junior the egomaniac

There’s more meanings to Juniorism so go pick up a book and read up on it , ya lazy bum!
Juniorism is religion for those who despise religion and the deluded people who fall victim to lies.

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Juniorism makes Scientology look like fanfiction, since it is anyway lmao

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“One must study Juniorism to truly understand the secrets of the earth and origins of life and the mind. “ -somebody important

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Junior: hey you! Study up on Juniorism!

world leaders: yes sir, we’re sorry , of course! Right away master!

Junior: >:)
by Pseudonvm August 6, 2021
To do whatever one wants whenever one feels like it, absolutely no restrictions or regard for the rules

The rejection of ALL religion

Derived from junior the forbidden , aka “junior Grimes
Guy 1: yo what happened to mike? I thought he went to that mosque to learn about Islam

Guy 2: he went juniorism on those ISIS motherfuckers, there’s no stopping him now

Guy 1: jeez man, that’s a bit extreme

Guy 2; yeah well, when you hit juniorism nothing can stop you

Guy 1; right

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Sarah: omg have you seen my bible?

Kelly: nope, but you should burn it if you do find it

Sarah: girl your insane! What’s the matter with you?

Kelly: religions dangerous

Sarah: really? Girl shut up

Kelly: your better off once you hit juniorism

Sarah: …..
by Morganize December 3, 2021
A system of beliefs that focus on embracing your inner darkness and dismantling all religion and exposing the false but more importantly it venerates the essential characteristics that are affixed to junior grimes.

The true identity of Junior grimes is hard to decipher since he is many things

The forbidden one or Junior grimes, are that being that do everything, that’s what make them so formidable since he has infinite knowledge and ways of solving problems.

Those who follow king junior are known as juniortroopers or children of grime.

Junior is seen as the badguy when he’s actually the good guy trying to free everyone from religious enslavement

The forbidden one/Junior grimes or the sinful son. Aka “j grimes” but he has many names so don’t limit it to this.

The solution with juniorism is that he doesn’t delude anyone into thinking otherwise and is straightforward with his ideals and doesn’t pretend to be a saint, he’s the outcast, the one everybody believes to be a bad influence when he’s simply misunderstood.

Juniorism is set of ideas and provable facts that depict the truth of junior grimes ideology and mentality which describe the falsifying nature of religion and cynicism of human behavior as well as the true nature of the earth and its forbidden secrets. There’s Much more but for now, we’ll leave it at this.

Juniorism truly is something else
Juniorism is the reason why many former religious types; muslims, jews, christians, Hindus, etc are liberated from the brainwashing of religion as well as society and false morality.

Juniorism is a movement and religion
by Imperfect thot July 20, 2021
To exhibit or exult traits/behavior strongly linked to junior the son (padre of pandemonium, old J) such as

1. Disregarding all rules and laws

2. Seeking chaos and destruction for satisfying

3. Being insanely sadistic and/or masochistic

4. Eating lots of yogurt, or strange foods

5. being the jack of all trades
6. Mastering many arts and skills

7. having a mysterious or unknown past

8. making unannounced exits often

9. being gone for long extended periods of time
10. being strange or eccentric, (ie; a weirdo)
11. enjoying torturing others or seeking violent justice
12. being an outcast who paves their own path

13. oversleeping or missing important venues

14. Ignoring thotties DMs

15. having multiple social media accounts or zero
16. embracing mental illness

17. Having a philosophical outlook on life and being able to justify LITERALLY ANYTHING

18. using different alias or taking on different appearances every once in a while

19. rebellious nature or opposing authority on the daily

20. having an intensively creative side and maintaining an unbelievable willpower in terms of accomplishing goals

21. Changing the names of people/things/places

22. List is too long, it would be infinite, see (juniorisms2.0)

23.
“man this guys juniorisms really set him apart from the crowd”

Girl 1: your pretty strange aren’t you?

Guy 1: Yea you could say I’m a phenomenal person

Girl 1: ugh, OOkay, your juniorisms right ?

Guy 1: …uh yeah I guess

“”This girls got some REAL juniorisms”

“For someone to have juniorisms is NOT limited to gender, race, sexual orientation, etc. ANYONE CAN EXHIBIT juniorisms”

Juniorisms can affect ANYBODY and that’s the worst part”
by countDockula February 28, 2022
what junior grimes enjoys doing (among many other vices) meaning putting a junioristic twist on whatever he sets his own eyes on.

To juniorize is to convert an item/place/person/etc so that it praises junior or holds him/her in the highest regard imaginable.

To JUNIORIZE something is to make its qualities resemble or at the very least give adoration to junior grimes (the son)

In simple terms, what it means to juniorize something/someone is to make it possess qualities/attributes greatly resembling or worshiping J himself.

Many things can be juniorized, for NOTHING is above being JUNIORIZED.
Sammy wants to juniorize a song so she alters the lyrics to sing about junior grimes instead. That’s an example of what juniorize is

The president must juniorize himself so he alters his appearance to resemble junior, everybody wants to juniorize themselves it’s no secret why.

Females want to get juniorized (juniorize) but to do so they must let junior be inside them or possess their very essence.

Many items/places can be able to juniorize themselves but there’s many ways to achieve juniorization.

If a movie needs a juniorize then fret not, simply replace the protagonist with junior grimes and the plot revolving around Junior’s goals and or ambitionz.

The mayor: I AM GOING TO JUNIORIZE THE ENTIRE WESTERN HEMISPHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Dontaskaboutmyfish November 2, 2022
Distinguished from the more famous Senioritis in this way:

- Junioritis gets work done
- Senioritis does not get work done

Often, people will define Junioritis as Senioritis, but just in Junior year. This is a false definition because, really, they are two very different things.

A symptom of Junioritis is discovering your optimal bullshit level. Throughout your freshman and sophomore years, you have experimented by trial and error how much bullshit you can actually get by. Now that you are a Junior, the bullshit level is just right, like Goldilocks finding Baby Bear's soup. On the other hand, Senioritis rejects the idea of tactical bullshitting and forgoes expending effort as a whole.

Another possibly related symptom of Junioritis is finding out how much you can get done in a short amount of time. If we were to compare a productivity/time graph of a freshman, a sophomore, and a junior, we will notice that as

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student -> senior

productivity begins to concentrate closer and closer towards the due date. In essence, the Junior knows how to be a productivity machine, but only after procrastination (prerequisite).

At student=senior, productivity does not exist.
100 math questions assigned Tuesday, due next Monday.

Freshman: Steady pace of 20 math questions per day.
Sophomore: Done on weekend, mostly Sunday.
Junior: Done on Sunday night/Monday morning. (Infected with Junioritis)
Senior: Meh. (Infected with Senioritis)
by raiseyourweapon March 6, 2013