Jewelry Rattler

Generally a middle aged or elderly woman that wears and excessive amount of jewelry that rattles when she gets worked up.

Dylan’s mom was a real Jewelry Rattler as her rings clicked and bracelets clanked when she pointed her finger and shook her arm at him for drinking all the Gatorade after a serious masturbation session.

by eric_h October 16, 2022

jewelanna

This is the middle nam for the most beautiful girl in the world with the best attitude ever. When people see her their day is immediately better. Her first name is probably gabby or something and she is definitely dating a tall skinny guy.

Jewelanna is looking hot today!

by Javdtskebs December 29, 2022

jism jewels

Classy alternate name for the male reproductive organs, or testes, that are located inside the scrotal sack, or ball-bag.

My swollen jism jewels emptied out a large volume of fuck froth via my cum cannon on to the face of my smiling wife

by Snert December 9, 2008

porno jewelry

jewelry with male and female body parts incorporated into the design.

Earring with a penis hanging on it. Bracelet with penis, boob, etc hanging on. Porno Jewelry can be a lot of things.

It can be anything offensive to someone else.

by beachwalker March 3, 2011

Mouth jewels

Mouth Jewels are another term for a mans testicles.

I kicked Randy in his mouth jewels so hard he was lifted off the ground.

by Ricochet Rabbit July 3, 2016

Micheal Jewell

A fat, old child molester who has a large white beard and always wears overalls. He drives a green van that has a Kansas City Royals logo on the back. He lives in West Plains, MO. and is also a big racist.

Micheal Jewell is such a scholarly child molester.

by TheEnforcer69 November 28, 2018

Camp jewell

This camp has international kids that fly to boring Connecticut all the way from Spain and even some parts of Asia. Privlidged white kids from NYC, New Canaan, and Darien attend to get away from their annoying parents and just fool around to piss off their parents. Counselors are usually chill and there’s a rule about no relationships between the boys and girls. Thankfully, nobody actually cares about this rule and everyone’s constantly sneaking off to make out. The foods also very good and the activities are great.

Dude she went to camp jewell over summer, no wonder she’s so hot.

by fortnitesucksass January 21, 2019