Jealzyz

The gay man's way of saying jealous

Pronounciation: Gel-zeez

John: Dude, you suck at singing

Matt: You're just jealzyz that i have a better voice than you do

John: Sure I am

by rubyrod7.1 April 17, 2009

jealouserifctioussamaniac

A very jealous individual. Usually due to insecurity;fear of losing. Bittersweet care and controlsive.

jealouserifctioussamaniac
"Jel-lus-er-if-ict-shush-uh-mane-ee-yak"

I'm so jealouserifctioussamaniac-ish only because I love you and I don't wanna lose you.

by bluntdate? May 2, 2011

jealass

Combining jealous and ass. A person (typically bitter, hateful female) who goes out of their way to make offensive remarks or to call another put-down names when they have never talked to them.

Bitter Bertha: Rachet you having a BEAUTIFUL day?

Sweet face, banging body: happy Andrea; who's working at the Leading Fashionista Hot-Spot - looks up and smiles.

Bitter Bertha with face so twisted up she could make a plastic surgeon a rich man, snarls: I'm talking to you, you dumb ass douche.

Andrea: Oooh, don't be jealass, I'll help you next.

by TelynAgain February 8, 2014

Jealousy Boner

A boner that occurs when you witness something so impressive that it turns you on because you wish you could do it to. Not necessarily sexual.

Person 1: Hey Ben! How’s your jealousy boner?
Person 2: My what?!?!
Person 1: Your jealousy boner that you got after you watched Josh eat that mixed kebab without spilling anything!
Person 2: I’m leaving...

by John St.Ben March 3, 2019

Jealousy-Mudda-Fukka

A jealousy-mudda-fukka is a person who just cant be happy for u no matyer what. A JMF is usually ur friend and tge term is usually used in a friendly manner. The term originates from AIS, first used by ngozi elumelu. Later carried on by waris ogunnupe. JMF for short

Guy: yoo, she allowed be touch her titties
Friend: no way, how come??
Guy: lol..why cant u just be happy for ur guy for once.. jealousy-mudda-fukka😂

by -ya boy, thotti. April 26, 2019

Jealisa

Jealisa is a sweetheart and can also be a mean bitch, however she is the cutest girl on the planet and everybody loves her smile.

Did you see Jealisa yesterday? She was shining bright!

by BryBry69 December 2, 2019

Jealousy

Turning face into the sea

Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it’s just the price I pay

Destiny is calling me open up my eager eyes

“CAUSE IM MR BRIGHTSIDE, WHOOO alright let’s do that from the top JEALOUSY.....”

by The White Parade March 5, 2020