Insurance Broker

Colloquial term for a significant amount of sluts.

No guys not regular brokers, it’s insurance brokers!

by Johndoeismyname November 19, 2022

Freeway insurance

A fat boy that plays girls feeling and moves in fast. Also like to eat every 30min.

Ivan: wanna go eat
Me: yes
30min later
Ivan: do you want to eat again I’m hungry

Me: nah I’m full
Freeway insurance mean to eat a lot and play girls feeelibg

by Jouse6969 March 19, 2019

Underwear insurance

Insurance policy that is your big ole panties when trusting a wet farm.

G-string = no underwear insurance

Rolled the dice on wet fart. Glad I had my underwear insurance.

by King_Pickle September 25, 2022

crop insurance

The need to alter visual media reality by cropping out items that might weaken the intent of the imagery.

The realtor gave me some crop insurance on the shots so people don't see the freeway next to our house.

We need crop insurance to make the crowd at the campaign event look bigger.

I need crop insurance on my profile pic so people don't see my body from the shoulders down.

We need crop insurance on thes brochure shots so don't show enourmous crowds peering at the Mona Lisa.

by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021

Life insurance lady

The lady who you can talk to. To protect your family. Meisha Martin, she’s available to travel all 50 states and virtual. [phone]

Call the life insurance lady , I cannot have you leaving out family with nothing.

by Your life insurance lady November 23, 2021

Word insurance

When you fail in English and you pay your teacher to pass you
Or
Auto correct

Damn get some word insurance

by Eboi 6776562 January 18, 2017

pussy insurance

When someone, typically a man, starts looking for a new relationship without breaking off his long term relationship first because he just wants guaranteed pussy.

Girl, don’t go out with him he’s using you for pussy insurance.

by ZeroPussyInsurance April 04, 2023