instafaking

(Een-stuf-aken)

When you have nothing better to do but fake like someone said something for your own entertainment.

Tom was instafaking when said yes they sure said the blue carrot exists!

by Gangleololol June 8, 2021

instamadz

Shes the best I love her she is the nicest

Instamadz is the best !

by snkinstines July 3, 2021

Instaham

The way my friend spells Instagram as a joke...

WE HAVE INSTAGRAM BUT NOW WE HAVE INSTAHAM

by Thrash Metal and Fuk August 6, 2021

Instaball

Where you post a picture of your balls on Instagram and people call you out on it

Guy: Did you see Adam Instaball on Instagram.

Girl: No I didn't see it yet
Guy:His balls where very hairy
Girl: Omg I need to check his Instaball

by KLASHNINJA August 17, 2021

instamateur

someone who is unfamiliar to the ways of Instagram, an Instagram amateur.

Oh I don't know how to find that filter, I'm an instamateur!

by thr0w4w4y1 November 23, 2021

Instacartian

Any Instacart employee, or people who use Instacart on a regular basis.

Instacartians never pick good produce for my order.

by YouNeedABreathMint January 4, 2022

Instajam

When a bunch of instagrammers jam a sidewalk or set of stairs, usually in a tourist area, posing for pics with total disregard for everyone else trying to use the walkway.

I pushed through the crowd on the viewpoint stairs to find an instajam of girls posing. After I got past the instajam the stairs were totally empty.

by Endlesssummerduo June 12, 2022