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When the GM gives a Sales Person a free deal
Garth Hamers gets at least 5 spoons a month
by David Alan CLark November 22, 2007
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Popularly considered to be a sexual position where both partners lay on their sides facing the same way, the giving partner penetrating the receiving partner from behind. This definition however is inaccurate, as a good friend of mine once inserted a spoon into his girlfriend's vagina, and then set the table with said spoon placed at his father's seating place.
by Spongemonkey January 03, 2006
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by teevee June 09, 2003
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An imaginary object that only come from the mind
by um...Me June 07, 2004
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Spooning

When you're smoking a joint and half is lit but the other half goes off and looks like a spoon. Can be triggered by smoking in windy places
Hey Chris would you pass me a lighter? my joint is spooning again!
by spooningsabitch November 04, 2010
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According to certain misguided people:

1.) the very odd, and hopefully nonexistent act of "spooning" the cum out of a girl's vagina. Inserting a spoon in the lady garden of your significant other to extract the cum from her body.

2.) A Metaphor for the act of fornication, in which the word "Spooning" is synonymous with sex.
for definition 2.)

"So...lets think of it as a dinner table. If sex were anything like this, than the bed would be the table itself, the two people on the bed would be the plates, and then the actual acts they're performing would be the spooning"
by Grandmaster Cookie December 12, 2011
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refering to the sexual position, its best to be big spoon, compared to little spooon
Hey Frank can I big big spoon tonight?
by frank rizzo January 26, 2004
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