When a person talks to themself when he or she is masturbating, even though nobody else is in the room.
by D sanchez May 18, 2004
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Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!
Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?
Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!
Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!
Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?
Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!
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A number that can be written in the form a+bi, where a is zero and i is the square root of negative one
by A equals A April 11, 2005
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Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
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Sometimes used as a distraction from what could be a real emergency situation.
Sometimes used as a distraction from what could be a real emergency situation.
The CFO's screams for her reserved parking space is an imaginary emergency (IE).
Sadam Hussein is an immediate threat (aka "imaginary emergency") to the security of all Americans!
Sadam Hussein is an immediate threat (aka "imaginary emergency") to the security of all Americans!
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