Humes

Short for humor - something that it funny or ridiculous.

It was pretty humes when you blacked out and went streaking through downtown...

That was humes... (referring to something funny)

Lets smoke some humes fumes.... (smoking ganj)

by swedesbgone February 12, 2010

Humassed

The act of going out to the bar, getting nice and Irish before hitting up the nearest Pita Shop.

See also Falafelled

Sean: Hey Joe? You up for hitting the bar tonight?
Kat: We getting humassed?
Sean: Hells yeah!

by SS Wilson November 11, 2006

Hummus Dick

A condition resulting from your friends jamming a bowl of hummus in your board shorts at a bar in Lake Havasu.

A guy standing at a bar table washes hummus off his dick by pouring a glass of water down his hummus filled shorts. The bar bouncer sees what is happening, but decides to walk the other way.

Stranger #1: "Damn, did you see that guy's right leg, it has hummus running down it.
Stranger #2: "Yea, he has a serious case of hummus dick."

by T.H.E.M.I.K.E. June 1, 2014

Hummusphobia

Being deathly afraid of chickpeas and tahini, or fear that your hummus has been poisoned by Hamas , also being afraid of Levantine people in general.

Nash is perpetually in fear that hamas has contaminated his hummus. He Needs medicinal grade Greek hummus pronto to cure his hummusphobia.

by HummusHero July 8, 2018

Splooge Humps

When u Jizz on a Girls Stomach then ride the ripples ("humps") with your beer belly and floppy wang.

I was gonna blow my load in Suzie on Middle Beach, but decided to ride them "Splooge Humps" instead.

by OceanGrover123 July 22, 2009

My Humps

A popular song by the hip-hop group 'The Black Eyed Peas'. The lyrics describe the curvaceous body of the group's lead singer, Fergie.

Say what you want about the song 'My Humps', but Fergie is DAMN fine in the video.

by SAOG November 15, 2005

humuhumunukunukuapuaa

Trigger fish in Hawaii. Also my second cousin's middle name.

The humuhumunukunukuapuaa's went on a trip, so it took the bastardly humuhumunukunukuapuaa's a really long time to get back to the humuhumunukunukuapuaa nest.

by BAOH April 27, 2004