hump day 

Wednesday. It is called hump day beccause it is often referred as the ''hump'' of the week because it's two more days til Friday

Today is hump day. Let's hump

hump day by Your Mom in a bikini July 27, 2006

Hump day 

A day where virginity loss tends to increase by 800000% for one day since it is hump day

Leo: Hey George! I heard the hoes are asking for more man on hump

George: Oh it is HUMP DAY

They lose there virginities in the next day at the party on hump day.

Hump day by LOL110 February 18, 2019

hump seat

middle seat in the back of a car

Not bitch.. no way in hell i'm sitting in the hump seat again

hump seat by Dawn July 12, 2002

Hump and Dump 

A chick that you want to have sex with, and that's about it. Some men will go to the extent of having the girl be their girlfriend. But after they have sex, the man leaves them for another woman to hump and dump.

Robby: I want to hump and dump this one chick.
Isaiah: She's a bitch.
Robby: Oh never mind.

Hump and Dump by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016

hump the shizzle 

When you have so much pent up sexual tension from lack of training the purple-headed warrior that you go kablam and sex up a hapless stuffed animal and/or glove.

When Jimmy's Easter celebration was over, he totally humped the shizzle out of Peter Cottontail.

hump the shizzle by WhoaTimesTwo April 13, 2004

hump day 

A day for a good old fashioned dry hump. Lie on top of someone, anyone will do, and rub against them suggestively. Moan a lot. Make promises you don't mean. Lie. Do this in your office or in an elevator. What the hell. Then go and change your underwear.

I did the hump on hump day.
I humped old Humphrey on hump day.
Mike humped Louise about 30 years ago and always regretted it.

hump day by Arlene Fester October 6, 2006

hump seat

1. The seat in a van or bus that has the hump from the wheel coming into the vehicle causing your knees to come up to your chest.

2. Making a seat out of the hump from the wheel of a large van (i.e. 15 passenger) in order to fit more people than the vehicle was made for

1. "Let's move seats, I don't want the hump seat."

2. "We can can fit more people in the van, someone take the hump seat."

hump seat by hokie April 20, 2006