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Hoesband

What You Become When You Successfully Convert A Hoe To Be Your wife
Mush: Hey Yo! Who is Kanye To Kim?
Maurys: He is Her Hoesband.
by Maurys Gaucho June 29, 2017
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Hoespeter

A “Hoespeter” is a person who was formerly a man hoe but now he has evolved and is not a man hoe any more.
Last year, that Hoespeter dated 18 girls, but now he meditates at 7 pm every day.
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scaling hoes

The process whereby one "ranks" or "scales" women from 1-10, with 10 being the highest.
Dan: Yo!! That girl was a nice 8, thats a solid slay.
John: Nah man your bad at scaling hoes. She's a 4, dont you see that third tit on her lower back.
by jwr24 February 22, 2009
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messy hoes

Usually a broke female trading gossip for stripes/or friends that don't pay their bills. Often are found on the Gulf Coast YEAR ROUND but secretly getting Fucked BY THE "CREW"
It's a Bird, Its A Plane;... Oh No, Its Just Them Messy Hoes smh... Hoes
by Bay Way October 14, 2016
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Promo Hoes

Models who are well on the path to prostitution via Club Promoters and their obsession with a specific club/type of music EDM , House, Hip Hop etc.

There are usually three types of Promo Hoe.

1. The Club Rat : Regular guys or girls who frequent promoter tables or dinners
2. The Atmosphere Models : Models who get paid in money/food/drinks to frequent promoter tables or dinners
3. The Insta-Club Rats : Clicks of Models who are directly associated with one or more promoters usually because they owe them money, live in their model houses or have an agency that has sold their cell numbers or rented them (without their knowledge) to the promoters/clubs to boost their Insta profiles.

All 3 types are usually feeding and bleeding on the music scene.

Feeding on the food, drinks, apts and drugs, whilst slowly bleeding out their own money, dignity and reputation.
"look at that table of models!"
"Shit... they ain't models no more, Bro. They barely legal, they sitting with douchebags and they fuuuucked up!"
"Perfect! I got me a c-note and some molly. Let's tap a couple of those dirty little Promo Hoes!"
by Kid Koko and Slim January 3, 2018
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clout hoes

People who are attracted to or date others based on their amount of instagram or twitter followers. Can also be thirsty towards hypebeast.
Bro 1: How did you get all those girls?
Bro 2: Oh these clout hoes? It's easy bro, all you need is over 1,000 followers, wear off white, thrasher, clout googles. Oh & most importantly you gotta disrespect them.
Bro 1: Deadass? Ok
by misslissa June 4, 2018
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loose hoes

People who take the bus at night. They do not have cars or friends with cars.
Look at all those loose hoes waiting for the bus at 2am!
I'm so glad my friend has a car to give me rides so I don't have to be one of those loose hoes.
by sideho#3 October 28, 2019
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