homeless hair gel

When you cum in your hand and put it it your hair.

I ran out of hairspray this morning, so I used some homeless hair gel.

by RyMcI12 September 1, 2019

HOMELESS FINGER

When you're fingering your girl on a park bench and she acts suprised and says not that hole and you're like it's not me then you turn around and some homeless person is fingering your girls ass hole at the same time

In a park on a bench
Not that hole Dave
What you talking about Sarah - it's not me

Oh fuck look behind you - you've been got by the homeless finger

by wriggleit September 17, 2019

homeless beaches

A group of the most amazing, trendy, coolest, funniest, and sweetest girls you'll ever meet! They meet up every Friday to have a "homeless Friday" and ride around the country club in the most wack clothes.

Last night I woke up to a loud noise, I think it might've been the homeless beaches riding around!

by carablanna April 24, 2020

homeless hot

when someone looks/ dresses homeless but you find it attractive.

abby: yo carson looks homeless hot playing basketball

carson: thanks
tiffany: what’s that?

by _abbyblazier May 6, 2020

homeless john

Homeless John is used to describe someone who is extremely skilled, clinically insane, or someone who possesses hardcore survival skills (or all of the above). The phrase originates from Homeless John, a being that was so drunk and in so much debt that he travelled across the United States several times. He was enlisted in the Vietnam War and witnessed the killing of John alongside Daryl and Mr. Krabs. When he returned home to the USA, he was beaten for being a "war-mongering piece of shit". He claimed that he didn't know if they were Viet Cong or civilians (he knew). Later, Homeless John found himself in extreme debt to the Syrian government, so he sold his brother to them in exchange for alcohol, Cheetos, and two whole cents.

C: Hey, Dave! How was that hiking trip with Harold?
D: Harold got lost for 8 days but we met up again. He somehow found fresh water and a source of food.
C: He's such a Homeless John.

Yo, who the FUCK is this xX6AlssBeeter9Xx kid?!?! He just shot me from halfway across the fucking map! He's such a fucking Homeless John.

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son is... well, let's just say he's a Homeless John.

by Daryl2 December 3, 2020

Homeless Hotdog

Cumming on a hotdog and then proceeding to throw it at a homeless person.

Hey let’s give that hobo a homeless hotdog

by Aa56 April 6, 2021

homeless cereal

Bulk cereal that comes without a home a.k.a. cardboard box. Despite its appearance, this cereal is superior. Both in quality, quantity and environmental impact.

"Hey, the homeless cereal is 2 cents cheaper per ounce than the Cheerios. Let's get that!"

by Cheeriho May 12, 2021