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horny by HORNY BEAST June 4, 2003
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the absolute need/want to have sex. when you absolutly would fuck someone right then and there because you are so wet. a girl is horny when her pussy is wet, and i guy is horny when he has a boner. or both sexes can be horny by pre-cumming. *the exmaple below will make you horny, it made me horny just by writing it*
sammy was feeling rather horny. her hot, wet pussy was beating so fast, it was driving her insane. she knew it was a bad idea to be reading porn while her mother was home, and only two rooms away, but that made it more excited. she ran up to her room, locking the door. she layed down infront of the mirror and looked at her hairy pussy. she wrapped her legs around the mirror, and her pussy made a squeak sound because it was so went. sammy rubbed her clit. her legs started shaking as she rubbed faster and faster, her pussy oozing wet. she was almost close to cumming, but she knew if she kept rubbing her clit it wouldnt do much, so Sammy got up and found the sharp edge of a table. sammy then slowly moved her hips in a circular motion, making her pink pussy and the table rub up against each other. she then thrusted her hips faster, feeling the sharp edge of the table hit her pussy. it hurt, but she was close to having an orgasm. the sharp edge of the table made herr bright pink pussy turn a dark red color, and then sammy peed all over the table. the thought of cleaning that up didn't stop her from fucking the table. she felt the muscles in her stomach clench hard, and she moaned in pleasure at the orgasm. she threw her head back as she groaned loudly with pleasure, even though she knew her mom could hear. she fucked the table with all she hadshe fucked harder and harder as she moaned, and thats when she heard foot steps. her mom walked in just as she let out a shit load of cum.
horny by pornstarsexgoddess November 3, 2009
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to be sexually aroused. when you feel like you want sex really badly and probably need to masterbate. i am horny just writing this!
jonny walks into work one day and sees a hot woman at the counter. she says "hey you wanna do it right here right now?" so jonny is really horny right now and automatically agrees becuase he thinks this woman can give him what he wants. so he follows her into the bathroom and she pulls off his shirt and pants. she massages his erected dick. jonny starts out by rubbing her clitoris and sucking her breasts. (this is way better than masterbating! he thinks). she kisses his penis and he moans and she rubs his dick on the shaft and puts it in her mouth and rubs it around. now jonny is really horny and when he cums and she swallows it he knows he is in for a treat. he has kinky sex with her. he puts his dick in her pussy and holds her up and he is thrusting and humping her. she moans in ecstacy. UHH OHH YA UHH UHH OHH! BABE UHH OOO! he is so horny right now that they both get orgasms and they keep going at it. she gives him oral again and rubs his dick so hard and he feels so good and he wants more and more. he puts his dick in her vagina and humps more and more and she starts moaning and groaning and they have sex again and again. each time they get orgasms. i hope you feel as horny as i do when you read this! beucase this makes me want to rub a mans dick and suck it hard and have kinky sex and ohh ahhh...
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horny by Homer Simpson April 25, 2003
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as i sat on my computer chair i opened urban dictionary and seaeched for horny, this always helped. i was so fucking horny i called my boyfriend and told him there was an emercency so he rushed over and walked in on me masturbating, he knew what the emergency was so he ran to me on the couch and ripped off all his clothes, he was so hard! he almost made it inside me when i told him to eat me out, he agreed and i had a great time so i licked and deep throated his dick. he exploded inside me and i swallowed all the cum. he knew i was ready for him to fuck me so he thrusted his enlarged dick into my wet pussy and i orgasmed then suddenly i was screaming AHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THATS GOOD DEEPER HARDER OOOUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! and the sexy neighbor heard my calls and walked in with only boxers on but was soon completely naked, and pushed my boyfriend away and caressed and licked my tits, and i gave him a great blow job then he thrusted inside of me and this went on for hours until the next morning when they fell asleep and i was still masturbating in the bathroom, that was one of the best nights of my life.
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jack was grinding with jill when he accidently grabed her tits he felt how nice and round they were. he then got a boner and jill felt it on her tight ass. she then pulled his zipper down and grabbed his 9 inch dick out of his pants. then she vigorsly started rubbing his dick and then stuck it in her mouth. she then gave jack the best blow job he ever had. her mouth was now dripping with cum, she took her mouth off his dick and he then he cummed again all over her big tits. Her pussy was so wet! They were both so horny, so jill pushed jack to the ground and he stuck his hard dick in her tight, wet, pussy. They fucked for 10 minutes doing every position know to man. Jill got the biggest orgasm ever and jack was so fucking happy. Once they were done jill licked his dick clean from all the cum and jack ate jill out. Then jacks boner finally went down.
horny by Carolina<3 December 18, 2010
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the erotica ^ and v me that I was jerking too about 5 minutes ago, and my mom questions what writing i am looking at, i
always tell her that it's a project for English. It never is. *sigh*
always tell her that it's a project for English. It never is. *sigh*
Jessica was in history class, Michael was sitting right across from her, he had a massive bulge in his pants, she got horny just from looking at him... ( and so on)
horny by Marthry Carthry June 19, 2018