hesher

A grungy, long haired, plastic comb-brush in the back pocket stoner with an 80’s rock shirt. Sometimes, a little ‘off’ from the drug damage. Rides an adult sized BMX bike around town and knocks over trash cans by kicking out with his back tire.

We sold that hesher oregano! Look, he's acting like he's all stoned!

Wanted: Hard rocking, long haired, white trash stoner for air instrument Cover Band. Likes to ride BMX a +.

by \o|o/ April 24, 2006

heather

a BEAUTIFUL girl with the most ADORABLE voice that would simply make your day. her CUTE laughter would just leave you with a feeling that you can't describe, like the look of a rose, the smell of the rain, or the feeling of forever.

love me some heather ;p

by westleyyyy December 24, 2008

Heather Weather

Partly cloudy with a slight chance of white girl wasted and early 2000's hip-hop.

"She's already had 3 Schmirnoff and Sprites."
"Ahhh, looks like we're in for Heather Weather tonight."

by Melissafox13 May 16, 2016

That’s kinda hetero

You use this when talking about heterosexuals. Because the straight people say “that’s kinda gay” as an insult, the gays say “that’s kinda hetero”.

Girl 1: me and my boyfriend are going on a vacation!!
A homosexual: that’s kinda hetero bro..

by .....moon baby......... May 26, 2020

Hetero

Used as a reply to someone who uses gay as an insult and believes they are cool for doing so.

A: That's so gay!
B: You're so freaking hetero. Gosh!

by Liz March 9, 2005

lucky heather

the stuff that gypsies try to flog to you in the street. Belived to bring good luck.

Gypsy: "Lucky heather, £1 a bunch"
Me "No Thank you"

by thewho?? March 10, 2010

That's so Hetero

Since calling something gay can be offensive and we live in the 21st century, might as well poke fun of the people that are out of the norm. Anything that looks to be straight can be made fun of for being hetero or hetro.

Nick: Hey did you see that picture James set as his profile picture with his new girlfriend.

Jesse: Yeah man, i don't know what's up with him, That's so Hetero.

Nick: He doesn't even go on our shopping sprees anymore!

by Nicky Narwhale October 26, 2010