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Greg Heffley

The main character of Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Considered to basically be a sociopath by some people, but one thing's for certain: He's a massive simp
"Greg Heffley's determination to get girls is unrealistically high. I'd just give up at this point."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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Paralysis from the waist down for no apparent reason. Effects can be permanent. Only affects extremely humble and attractive individuals, most notably Ronald A Huffer.
Sam lives with Ronald Huffer's Disease (RHD), he is so brave to continue, as well as handsome and charming.
by samyull March 20, 2023
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fart huffling

when someone overpraises and flexes their achievements or anything they own to the point where they're sucking themselves off. however, said thing is not that impressive.
Person 1: Look at this painting I did for art class! Can't you see the amount of effort I put into it? The skillful work of paint? Blah blah
Person 2: I think you're just fart huffling
by Zxi_Shitou May 7, 2023
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Huffleberry

The sticky shards of fecile matter left in your undergarments and trousers.
There are huffleberries in my trousers.
by Christopher Baldukas May 16, 2005
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Haffle

To argue constantly for a pointless reason involving clowns and midgets.
Jason and Perry haffle about the carnival that was in town last week.
by Lindsey Fukuta January 23, 2006
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Hufflepump

a.k.a. known as a penis pump. May also be used as an adjective describing the act of hufflepumping oneself.
Guy with buldge: "hey ladies..."
(guy walks away)
Girl to another girl:" Wooooa, check out the buldge in his pants, he must hufflepump"
by fayfay12 April 20, 2009
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Huffledufffer

"Huffleduffer" is Harry Potter slang for a Hogwarts student in the Hufflepuff house.
Slytherin boy #1: Oi! You!
Slytherin boy #2: Who?
Slytherin boy #1: That Huffledufffer over there!
by the smartest one January 9, 2011
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