New Haircut Sex

Girlfriend or wife gets a new/different sexy haircut and you want to take it out for a test drive.

Usually it adds spice and something new to the relationship..... otherwise you can just tap it from behind and pretend she's someone else. Everybody wins.

Damn, that 's a nice haircut babe. Can we have some "new haircut sex" now?

by DeV3333 October 28, 2010

dyke haircut

short and spikey in the back, a little longer in the front.

Did you see Sara's new dyke haircut?

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

robocop haircut

A distinctive look where the whole front half of the head is shaved. Usually done as a punishment in the UK forces after "Robocopping" a tale which is later found out to be false. This fashionable cut gets its name from the 1987 epic film Robocop where Peter Weller who plays the protagonist sports this new haircut for the very first time. May also be combined with the shaving of one or both eyebrows if a person decides to "gen robocops eyebrows" something.

Subsequently Davids tale of banging the fit bird from the NAAFI was revealed to be a lie. Unfortunately Robert remembered that David had robocopped it so hurried back to his cabin to get the clippers in order to carry out the robocop haircut.

by Nastywoodsman May 25, 2014

Easter Haircut

Getting a haircut the Friday before Easter

His parents made him get an Easter Haircut.

by the boss37375755 April 10, 2009

Pakistani Haircut

When your fucking a chick in her pussy and you pull out and bust a load on her pubes. Shortly following the cumming you use your mouth to bite off the hairs and clean up the mess.

"Yo John I gave your mom a nice Pakistani Haircut last night"
John says "Fuck You"

by AtheistFTW April 29, 2010

Scottish Haircut

The result of losing some of your hair after a bullet goes through your hair but narrowly misses your head.

Good thing that sniper had terrible aim he merely gave me a scottish haircut.

by horny4alligators September 11, 2010

de la haircut

Invented by Trugoy the Dove of De La Soul. Curly hair is fashioned into 6-12 big lumps. It should be skewed to one side, or at least assymetric.

Look at the album cover of "3 Feet High and Rising". Trugoy the Dove and Pasemaster Mase have excellent de la haircuts.

by TreeWeezel May 18, 2011