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Grooted

The act of being subjected to an unwanted advance at ones personal conduct and living space while receving a loving sticky note with 3pt font and a look of unpreproportional squinting.
"Can you pass the Texas Pete!"
"I just got grooted"
by a meber of 2 company October 6, 2011
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Ruby Groove

A verb used to describe the act of ramming a cock down one's left cheek and sucking on it while bitching endlessly about how men are such heartless bastards out the right side of the mouth.
"She Ruby Grooved me until my ball sac was empty and I was half-deaf."
by Mr. TVTL January 30, 2004
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Butt Groove

The perma-dent in your favorite chair or sofa where you spend most of your leisure time; the result of too much leisure time spent in your favorite spot; the act of deepening the spot by doing nothing
you: " What are you doing this weekend?"
me: "Absolutely nothing, just working on my butt groove"
or
You: "how's that butt groove coming along?"
me: "great, I haven't moved an inch in hours."
by KimK December 2, 2005
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Groose

Masturbation. (To Groose, Groosing)
Im having a groose.

; AFK, groosing.
by Evillor August 1, 2013
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GroomsBro

1. A Male in a wedding who is the Brother of the Groom, but not the Best Man.
2. A Dude in the wedding who is a Bro of the Groom.
3. A Bro in the wedding who is a Dude of the Groom.
4. Closer than a Groomsman to the Groom.
Dude, You have too much awesome to be a groomsman, you must be a GroomsBro...Bro!
Hey Nerd, you cant be a GroomsBro...Bro!

Bro, will you be my GroomsBro?
Dude, will you be my GroomsBro?
by CrackerDave October 16, 2010
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Groomin the Womb

Verb
When a female begins to prepare her womb for pregnancy by making smart choices such as taking prenatal vitamins, eating more vegetables and cutting back on coffee and alcohol.
Amy was groomin the womb for conception by incorporating beets and spinach into her diet.
by GSDGal November 19, 2010
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gromefadam

a foot scrub commonly described as scary or unnerving
i saw gromefadam in the bathroom and was scared
by duckfacejohn January 17, 2019
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