Goontard

Like a fucktard but think goonier. The epitomy of hick moron with no common sense.

"My boyfriends relatives are a bunch of goontards"

by Shannon (CREAM) November 4, 2006

Goon Punch

n.
aka Jesus' urine.
The main ingredient in bad ass teenagers' vomit, goon punch is a sweet, cheap-wine based drink made in 5L batches to provide hours of nudity and pseudo-sentimental bullshit conversations at every under 16's birthday party since the late 80's. Best served cold, best drunk quickly.

Ingredients:
Goon
Fruit
Juice

Optional extras:
Ice
Other people's stolen Bacardi / vodka / gin.

Guy 1: Man, can go out drinking tonight as I don't have any money for drinks.
Guy 2: Forget about it! Sally made a goon punch...
Guy 1: Well, fuck yeah!
Guy 3: Quick, steal your mum's gin!

by Danielkjoyce July 10, 2010

goon shit

The act of doing things that are typically frowned upon in an unintelligent or unsafe manner.

You guys were doing some goon shit when you lit the hat on fire while you were still wearing it.

by T.K. Opps June 27, 2020

gooktastic

An action that is extremely gook like.

Greg's gooktastic way of playing video games led to him getting ganged up on.

by Logan D. May 30, 2008

gooktastic

This action mostly pertains to the inability of gooks to drive, and that their driving inability is due to genetics or eugenics.

Greg was killed in a car accident because of the gooktastic driving of Asians.

by Logan D. June 23, 2008

Gonta

Bug man

FUCKING GENTLEMAN

Gonta

by Die please July 19, 2021

Nerd Goon Squad

A group or brotherhood of Nerds that protects each other from others trying to abuse their fellow nerd. They tend to join groups, teams, tournaments, and/or clubs together as a Goon Squad to "monopolize" or run a group or organization. Unlike the other less organized Goon Squad,They use each others skills or talents to benefit all the Nerds in the Goon Squad.

I hate it when the Nerd Goon Squad comes to the Video Game tournaments and Fucks shit up by kicking all those punk's asses.

by Bobafett1 June 28, 2010