Loosey Goosey Solution

When a girl has a really loose vagina and you stick your hand inside along with your dick and jerk off inside.

My wife had a baby the other day, she let me perform the loosey goosey fix on that dialation. And that's the loosey goosey solution

by The elliottwells muhfugga September 20, 2012

Gooey Smore

The act of one male ejaculating on another males taint area and proceeding to cock slap the taint.

My boyfriend Florian gave me a glorious gooey smore last night.

by SB The Magnificent June 15, 2009

Goofy Gang

The gang where everyone has a crush on Lainey.

Mexican: Goofy Gang are opps they tried to steal lainey from us

by pdr7 June 2, 2018

Goofy goober

Someone who is always joking around never to be taken serious everything they say is questionable

“I like josh but he’s and goofy goober and I don’t like that”
“Why is Christopher a goofy goober”

by Shakesomethingg December 24, 2019

goofy

Drug dealer slang for an ignorant customer. They are uneducated on quality, what the correct amount should look like, prices, etc., and are easily tricked into agreeing to whatever the dealer tells them. A goofy that keeps coming back for more is a dealer's wet dream.

"Bruh that last guy I sold to was a straight up goofy, dude just spent $40 on half a G of mids!"

by reb_mccuster September 24, 2014

Goozey

A term used to compare a person to a dirty vagina or just a synonym for the word vagina.

Jane's goozey is so disgusting i thought i saw a fish swim out of her pants.

by Ali H. August 12, 2006

Dun' goofed

What happens when a preteen girl uses the internet.

Jessi Slaughter dun' goofed again?

by yomommascouchagain January 12, 2011