The power that a man with a large gaping asshole wields over those who lack this libido-stimulating rectal virtue. See goatse for details.
mortal: Wow! - your asshole is inflamed, gaping, and smells similar to a mixture of stagnant bloody stool and rotting fishheads. Can I touch?
goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.
goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.
by boburt March 29, 2004
Get the my goatse brings all the boys to the yard mug.verb: to mislead someone into seeing an image that is wholly unexpected and either offensive or nauseating, preferably both.
noun: anything that goatses someone.
origin: the website goatse.cx, which was itself a play on the words "goat sex," whose home page photo featured, well, you don't wanna know.
noun: anything that goatses someone.
origin: the website goatse.cx, which was itself a play on the words "goat sex," whose home page photo featured, well, you don't wanna know.
1: That tinyurl link he sent was goatse - it goes to some fetish site.
2: Dude, if you goatse me one more time I'm seriously gonna home row you.
2: Dude, if you goatse me one more time I'm seriously gonna home row you.
by soybomb May 13, 2005
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noun.
1. Infamous picture of Man with Wide Anus.
2. A prank to pull on people over teh internet
verb.
To fool a person into clicking said picture.
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1. Infamous picture of Man with Wide Anus.
2. A prank to pull on people over teh internet
verb.
To fool a person into clicking said picture.
_____ _____
/,,,,,\./,,,,,\
.__/__,,___|___,,__\__
(_____|/8888888\|_____)
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by RROMM January 9, 2009
Get the Goatse mug.goat seller: goats! get your goats for sale!! i have 56 goats and they all need to go!!
goat buyer: wow sir your goated how much for one of your fine goats
goat buyer: wow sir your goated how much for one of your fine goats
by jimmyguy125 January 9, 2021
Get the goated mug.Something that makes you think of the "goatse man" - an item or image of a hole with hands at either side, being stretched wide open. Coined by "Canis" at Ars Technica
by FXWizard December 21, 2009
Get the goatsesque mug.-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
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-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!
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