fuzzy croissant

A reference to the feeling you have down under when you have vigorous intercourse with an unshaven, hairy male. After this occurance the sensation is very uncomfortable for you feel crusty or flakey like a croissant, as well as fuzzy like a peach.

“Are you okay girl? You ain’t lookin so good...” “I fucked this guy last night, and now I think I got a fuzzy croissant.” “Shit sorry girl I hate gettin a fuzzy croissant.”

by You know who ;)) November 29, 2018

fuzzy walrus

A sexual act involving a person preforming oral sex on a male. After the male achieves climax from the oral stimulation, he then punches the giver in the stomach in order to force seman up through and out of the nose creating the distinct tusks of the fuzzy walrus.

Dude I totally gave Erin a fuzzy walrus last night, it just shot out of her nose

by Viking Of The West Coast November 7, 2007

fuzzy wuzzy

A racist slur for blacks in England. Originated from a Kipling poem entitled "Fuzzy Wuzzy."

So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy Wuzzy, at your 'ome in the Soudan;
You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man;
An' 'ere's to you, Fuzzy Wuzzy, with your 'ayrick 'ead of 'air -
You big black boundin' beggar - for you broke a British square!

by USP August 22, 2006

fuzzy-wuzzy

A children's rhyme in the nature of a tongue twister.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy-wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?

by JNJ April 23, 2005

Fuzzy Cheese Gobbler

Someone who eats pussy that is not clean or shaven. Preferably a pussy with an afro that reaks of old salmon and covered with cheese like lice.

Jake: He doesn't get with hot chicks, he's just a Fuzzy Cheese Gobbler.

Rance: That may be but you gobbled some fuzzy cheese last night.

by Jake Hall April 15, 2008

fuzzy handcuffs

(n) an apparatus used for more risque sexual endeavors.
Also, an item used to do laundry.

Hey, I borrowed these fuzzy handcuffs, so I can do some kinky laundry this weekend.

by God April 6, 2005

Fuzzy Bunny

A news bit that is deliberatly slipped into a news show to misdirect the viewers attention from the imporatant information that the news is supposed to report but doesn't want anyone to know.

"look At the Fuzzy bunny"

Coming up next...Russia is establishing airbase treaties in south america capable of maintaining nuclear armed bombers...in other news(read "look at the fuzzy bunny")..Paris hilton wears lime green power lifting Shirts the fashion police are upset..perez hilton blogs...omg..

by Citizenscotty August 22, 2008